Archive for work sucks
Tips on messing with your co-workers
Let’s face it – work sucks. But it mostly sucks because the co-workers suck. Take my co-workers. I like to call them by their more appropriate names of “stupid girl” and “hotflash woman.” You probably can easily figure out that stupid girl got her name because she’s a total dumbass, however you might be wondering [...]
Do you think I’m a blogging slacker?
Surely you have noticed a bit of a lack of posts recently. Do you think it is just because I am a slacker? Or do you think that I have abandoned ship? Or do you just not care or think something else all together? Regardless, the truth is very sad, very sad indeed. It seems [...]
Slacker shout out
I must tell you something. As a slacker I really truly love this time of year. Why? Because there are less people at work this month. Want to know the best part? I found out that on X-mas eve and NYE I will be working all alone in the office! At least in my department [...]
My greatest work of fiction is my resume.
Seriously, it is. I go around telling people that I am a writer. When they ask what kind of writer I tell them that I am a fiction writer. They have no idea that I am not talking about books. My resume is my greatest work of fiction. What about you, are you a fiction [...]
Signs you have the worst job for slackers #1
Have you ever had your boss chase you? If you work at a daycare or some other place where “tag, you’re it!” is a daily staple then this question does not apply to you. But seriously – have you ever been at a job and had your boss chase after you when you leave for [...]
There is no dollar amount to stop me from slacking at work
Back when I was making around $15 an hour and going to school for my MBA I had dreams – dreams of having an office with a door that I could shut and play Tetris online all day. And of delegating my work off to other people. And I used to wonder if I was [...]
