Archive for work sucks
Still a slacker, Still not fired, Still getting paid to do nothing
If you recall, it was about 3 weeks ago that I thought my slacker ways were going to get me fired. Again. As luck would have it I am still employed and making an obscene amount of money to do nothing. You see, three weeks ago when I thought I was getting fired I went [...]
Observations of a fellow slacker
IÂ hate working. I really, really do. But I do enjoy that paycheck. AÂ lot of douches don’t seem to mind working though. And some of them even enjoy it! (gasp) So it is hard to find peeps that understand the extreme dislike of work. That’s why it’s nice to find fellow slackers. Slackers that feel and [...]
I must be losing my touch
I really expected to get that 5:30pm call. It never came. Again I had planned my new freedom schedule. Yet it does not appear that I will be free. Â Of course, I think I remember reading somewhere that Thursdays are supposed to be the best day to fire employees. So maybe I will get [...]
Do you think I’m about to be fired?
As the complete slacker that I am I have gotten pretty good about knowing when I am about to be fired. Typically all bosses at companies of all shapes and sizes act in the same manner before it is about to go down. That’s why I thought I was getting fired last Friday. You see, [...]
Work thoughts from a fellow slacker
Sometimes I look for funny thoughts on work by fellow slackers. Today, I have found one. The post is titled “Do you ever want to do this?” over at Random Riley. And if you have ever been made to do a menial task you will appreciate this. And if you get a lot of paper [...]
Complete Slacker’s Top Signs You Need A New Job
It is no secret that I hate working. I mean, I am a complete slacker ferchrissakes. However, I do enjoy that steady paycheck that comes with working. But sometimes it is just not worth it. Here is Complete Slacker’s Top Signs You Need A New Job: You’d rather sit at home and watch re-run of [...]
