Archive for work sucks
Work thoughts from a fellow slacker
Sometimes I look for funny thoughts on work by fellow slackers.
Today, I have found one. The post is titled “Do you ever want to do this?” over at Random Riley.
And if you have ever been made to do a menial task you will appreciate this. And if you get a lot of paper cuts […]
Complete Slacker’s Top Signs You Need A New Job
It is no secret that I hate working. I mean, I am a complete slacker ferchrissakes. However, I do enjoy that steady paycheck that comes with working.
But sometimes it is just not worth it.
Here is Complete Slacker’s Top Signs You Need A New Job:
You’d rather sit at home and watch re-run of David Caruso’s bad […]
Tips on messing with your co-workers
Let’s face it - work sucks. But it mostly sucks because the co-workers suck. Take my co-workers. I like to call them by their more appropriate names of “stupid girl” and “hotflash woman.” You probably can easily figure out that stupid girl got her name because she’s a total dumbass, however you might be wondering […]
Do you think I’m a blogging slacker?
Surely you have noticed a bit of a lack of posts recently.
Do you think it is just because I am a slacker?
Or do you think that I have abandoned ship?
Or do you just not care or think something else all together?
Regardless, the truth is very sad, very sad indeed. It seems that this slacker has […]
Slacker shout out
I must tell you something.
As a slacker I really truly love this time of year.
Why? Because there are less people at work this month.
Want to know the best part?
I found out that on X-mas eve and NYE I will be working all alone in the office! At least in my department that is. How […]
My greatest work of fiction is my resume.
Seriously, it is.
I go around telling people that I am a writer. When they ask what kind of writer I tell them that I am a fiction writer. They have no idea that I am not talking about books.
My resume is my greatest work of fiction.
What about you, are you a fiction writer also?
Signs you have the worst job for slackers #1
Have you ever had your boss chase you? If you work at a daycare or some other place where “tag, you’re it!” is a daily staple then this question does not apply to you.
But seriously - have you ever been at a job and had your boss chase after you when you leave for the […]
There is no dollar amount to stop me from slacking at work
Back when I was making around $15 an hour and going to school for my MBA I had dreams - dreams of having an office with a door that I could shut and play Tetris online all day. And of delegating my work off to other people. And I used to wonder if I was […]
Proof that work is just not worth it
So, my boss is someone that regularly puts in 12-14 hour work days. I say - what a crazy ass!
Anyways, I recently found out she is only 38 - but she looks well over 50! Yikes. Sucks for her. I chalked that haggard look up to all of the working.
Then just yesterday she did not […]
random thoughts
Sometimes when I am bored I like to ponder random things.
Like, I have new neighbors in my apartment. They apparently have bricks for feet and this perplexes me.
They live next door and both of our apartments are townhouse style. That means we have stairs to the second level. I saw these people when they were […]
