Archive for work sucks
Don’t you wish you could do this sometimes?
You know, I enjoy getting paid to do nothing at work. But there are those rare times when you do actually have to do a little work. I know, I hate it too. But it has to happen so that you can keep getting paid to do nothing the rest of the time. But just [...]
A great Dilbert from this week
If you are reading this from the actual site then you already know that I love Dilbert. The Dilbert widget in the sidebar updates each day with the latest comic.
There was a particularly funny Dilbert that I wanted to point out from earlier this week. It is from Sunday, April 6th. If you missed [...]
Do you write smut at work?
A fellow blogger posed the question of “Is It Okay to Write Porn at Work?” This slacker doesn’t care what you write at work. And if you are not technically getting paid to write then any writing you are doing at work is pretty effin’ sweet.
Of course, you are not supposed to view internet porn [...]
Getting fired is way better than resigning
I always say that getting fired is way better than resigning. In fact, you will never catch this slacker resigning. I am all about getting the unemployment pay. And that is after spending months getting paid to do nothing before getting fired!
Apparently, there is another slacker out there that feels the same way. And they [...]
Would you take a bullet to skip work?
This is definitely not a tip that you will ever read on this site!
Some douche apparently had a friend shoot him so he could skip work. Clearly this douche has never heard of a fake doctor’s note. And if that was not dumb enough, the idiot also filed a false police report. He said he [...]
What would you do to skip work?
Skipping work is basically a slacker past time. But what would you do to skip work?
Is the list of things long or short?
For me, I think the list is short and sweet. I would fake tears. And I have. I would lie about why I was missing work. And I have. I would make a [...]
Still a slacker, Still not fired, Still getting paid to do nothing
If you recall, it was about 3 weeks ago that I thought my slacker ways were going to get me fired. Again. As luck would have it I am still employed and making an obscene amount of money to do nothing. You see, three weeks ago when I thought I was getting fired I went [...]
Observations of a fellow slacker
IÂ hate working. I really, really do. But I do enjoy that paycheck.
AÂ lot of douches don’t seem to mind working though. And some of them even enjoy it! (gasp) So it is hard to find peeps that understand the extreme dislike of work.
That’s why it’s nice to find fellow slackers. Slackers that feel and share the [...]
I must be losing my touch
I really expected to get that 5:30pm call. It never came. Again I had planned my new freedom schedule. Yet it does not appear that I will be free.
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Of course, I think I remember reading somewhere that Thursdays are supposed to be the best day to fire employees. So maybe I will get that freedom [...]
