Archive for work sucks
Don’t you wish you could do this sometimes?
You know, I enjoy getting paid to do nothing at work. But there are those rare times when you do actually have to do a little work. I know, I hate it too. But it has to happen so that you can keep getting paid to do nothing the rest of the time. But just [...]
A great Dilbert from this week
If you are reading this from the actual site then you already know that I love Dilbert. The Dilbert widget in the sidebar updates each day with the latest comic. There was a particularly funny Dilbert that I wanted to point out from earlier this week. It is from Sunday, April 6th. If you missed [...]
Do you write smut at work?
A fellow blogger posed the question of “Is It Okay to Write Porn at Work?” This slacker doesn’t care what you write at work. And if you are not technically getting paid to write then any writing you are doing at work is pretty effin’ sweet. Of course, you are not supposed to view internet [...]
Getting fired is way better than resigning
I always say that getting fired is way better than resigning. In fact, you will never catch this slacker resigning. I am all about getting the unemployment pay. And that is after spending months getting paid to do nothing before getting fired! Apparently, there is another slacker out there that feels the same way. And [...]
Would you take a bullet to skip work?
This is definitely not a tip that you will ever read on this site! Some douche apparently had a friend shoot him so he could skip work. Clearly this douche has never heard of a fake doctor’s note. And if that was not dumb enough, the idiot also filed a false police report. He said [...]
What would you do to skip work?
Skipping work is basically a slacker past time. But what would you do to skip work? Is the list of things long or short? For me, I think the list is short and sweet. I would fake tears. And I have. I would lie about why I was missing work. And I have. I would [...]
