Archive for Temp jobs
Why temp jobs are great for slackers
Most temp agencies have this schweet little thing on their timesheets where they want you to round your time to the nearest 15 minutes. This is beautiful. In fact, I wish all jobs did this. The experienced slacker knows how to maximize their rounding.
For instance, say your schedule is 8-5 with a hour lunch. This [...]
A vision of loveliness
There is nothing quite as beautiful to a slacker like myself than starting a new job and seeing your boss sitting on various co-workers desks throughout the day just chatting. Nothing work related, just mindless chatter.
New temp job - we’re going to have a wonderful relationship. What’s that? I’ll have unrestricted internet access and [...]
Another crappy temp job
If there is only one thing in the whole entire world that I know with certainty, it is this - work blows.
It’s not that I’m lazy per se, but I take great enjoyment out of getting paid to play on the internet and listen to my mp3 player. If I got paid a decent [...]
