Archive for temp jobs & getting unemployment
Slacker tip #57 – signs you’re getting fired
As you may remember I was on a quest to get ‘let go’ at my temp job so that I can stay at home and get unemployment. The quest came to a close last Thursday as I got the usual temp agency 5:30 pm ‘don’t go back to work’ call. It always happens the same [...]
Operation: Get Unemployment is officially over
Exactly one month ago to the day I made a post on how I was going to start a series focusing on how to get unemployment with a temp job. I told you how I was hoping to make the quest into a 12-step program and how it’s easier to get unemployment from a temp [...]
Temp jobs & getting unemployment, tip #3 – let them see you doing nothing
Sometimes it gets frustrating when you are trying your very hardest to get fired and no one seems to even notice. Okay, so they noticed me making up my own schedule, but that’s about it. They didn’t say a word about me being late. So, I started leaving early for the day. Like an hour [...]
Temp jobs & getting unemployment, tip #2 – make tardy your middle name
If you recall, I am on a quest. A quest to sit at home and get paid. Unemployment paid that is. So far, I have been making up my own schedule. That went over well and resulted in a bit of a talking to, via email. Up next on the list is being late when [...]
Temp jobs and getting unemployment, tip #1
While this slacker loves coming to work and getting paid to play on the internet and talk on the phone all day, there comes a time when the love affair ends. Now is that time. I’d much rather sleep in and collect unemployment for a few months. So, I have started trying to get fired [...]
Temp jobs and getting unemployment
As you all know (and if you don’t well, go back to special ed.) getting unemployment is the most rewarding way to get paid to do nothing. You get to sleep in, stay in your pj’s all day, watch porn if you want, play video games, whatever….and you get paid weekly. Sure, it’s not the [...]
