Archive for temp jobs & getting unemployment
Looking for ways to get fired so you can get unemployment?
As mentioned here on Complete Slacker before, temp jobs are the best way to get unemployment. It is really the only way that you can get yourself fired and still be able to get unemployment benefits. Well, if you are looking for some ideas to get you fired I have an article for you to [...]
If I were trying to get unemployment benefits, step 3
So you took step one. And then you implemented step two. That means that you should already be on “the list”. You know, the one the boss keeps of people that piss him/her off. Now, time for step three. It’s actually quite similar. Do this the week after you do step two. Tell your boss [...]
If I were trying to get unemployment benefits, step 2
Once you have taken step one, you should have returned to work and been met with one of two things. Either snarky email from the boss, or the boss waiting to have a little chat with you. They will likely tell you not to pull that little stunt again. Feel free to respond as you [...]
If I were trying to get unemployment benefits…
As previously mentioned, I have given another slacker a fool-proof plan to get fired to get unemployment benefits. Note that this only works for temps. If you are a permanent employee someplace and you get yourself fired, then you can’t get unemployment benefits. Reminder: As a temp, if you are on assignment you need to [...]
A look at getting unemployment benefits as a temp
I was recently talking to a slacker that is a temp that hates her job. She wishes that she would get fired. But she seems immune to firing. So I have agreed to give her some tips. I am a bit of an expert of getting fired as a temp so that I can get [...]
Contest announcement tomorrow
To celebrate my getting fired I will be announcing a contest tomorrow! It will be a sort of on-going contest so if you don’t win the first time you still have a chance. Stay tuned!
