Archive for slacker tips
Slacker Tips #224: Fake Your Job References
When you make up that fake resume for your next job interview, coming up with some references can be a challenge. For myself, I usually have friends play the part of a past boss or I get a throwaway phone number and take care of it on my own. I’ve also setup fake company websites [...]
Slacker Tips #223: The Art Of The Quick Cover-Up
As an effective slacker at work, you are probably accustomed to listening for people approaching your cubicle. Nothing can end the slacking at work quicker than someone coming up to your desk and catching you. So, what do you do when you get surprised by someone approaching your desk? You do the quick cover-up. Just [...]
Slacker Tips #222: Creating A Fake Job History
If you are anything like me, you have to leave off a few jobs on your resume. You know, the places that found out how little work you were doing and let you go. Er, fired you. Yup, I have that problem too. But it is an easy to fix problem. Create your own job [...]
Slacker Tip #221: Get Dirt On Your Co-Workers
You know that annoying co-worker that is just waiting to tell on you? That person is also probably doing something that they shouldn’t be doing at work. You just have to find out what. If you can get some dirt like that on your co-workers, you will not have to worry about them turning you [...]
Slacker Tip #220: Don’t Flaunt It
A surefire way to lose that cushy slacker job is by flaunting it. I have seen too many wannabe slackers do just that. A good slacker knows that they keep to staying employed (and getting paid to do nothing) is to make everyone think you are doing something. This means that you must look busy [...]
Slacker Tips #219: Create Your Own Fake Office Kid To Get Outta Work
Okay people, creating your own fake kid so that you can get out of work easier is super easy and super free. You may recall my invent a kid for work project from a few years ago. It was an awesome success. And that experience allows me to give you some awesome tips on creating [...]
