Archive for slacker fun
Retarded Late Excuse #9
CareerBuilder recently did an article on what they thought were amusing late excuses. Actually, what is amusing is that someone thought these excuses would work. My father didn’t wake me up. I’m not sure why this one made the amusing list. Unless it was from someone over the age of 30. Then it’s just sad. [...]
Retarded Late Excuse #8
CareerBuilder recently did an article on what they thought were amusing late excuses. Actually, what is amusing is that someone thought these excuses would work. I feel like I’m in everyone’s way if I show up on time. If you are a boss and you get this excuse you know you have a moron working [...]
Retarded Late Excuse #7
CareerBuilder recently did an article on what they thought were amusing late excuses. Actually, what is amusing is that someone thought these excuses would work. I was attacked by a raccoon and had to stop by the hospital to make sure it wasn’t rabid. Yes, because raccoons are known for their frequent attacks on cubicle [...]
Retarded Late Excuse #6
CareerBuilder recently did an article on what they thought were amusing late excuses. Actually, what is amusing is that someone thought these excuses would work. A gurney fell out of an ambulance and delayed traffic. Yikes. I think you could actually get away with this one if you showed up to work acting all freaked [...]
Retarded Late Excuse #5
CareerBuilder recently did an article on what they thought were amusing late excuses. Actually, what is amusing is that someone thought these excuses would work. My left turn signal was out so I had to make all right turns to get to work. Seriously? This excuse actually cracks me up. In fact, I can think [...]
Retarded Late Excuse #4
CareerBuilder recently did an article on what they thought were amusing late excuses. Actually, what is amusing is that someone thought these excuses would work. Retarded Late Excuse #4 – I got locked in my trunk by my son. Wow, demon son much? Not only will this frighten people from your son but it makes [...]
