Archive for slacker fun
Work means never buying office supplies for your home
If you have to go to work, you may as well get something out of it besides a paycheck, right? Because I guarantee that you are getting underpaid for what you do. Well, what you are supposed to be doing that is.
For me, work means never having to buy my own office supplies. In fact, [...]
Office Reading Material - World RPS Society
Looking for something to do at work? Besides work that is.
I’ve got some fun reading material for you - the World RPS Society webpage. The RPS stands for Rock Paper Scissors. How funny is that? Now, on company time you can work on your rock, paper, scissors strategy.
Get your reading on at www.worldrps.com today!
Funny: How to deal with a slacker co-worker
I love when I see articles where people are complaining about slacker co-workers. Of course, what is not funny is having to deal with those people in person. I suspect all of you have worked with someone in the past that made it their business to tell on you for slacking. I don’t know why [...]
Retarded Late Excuse #12
CareerBuilder recently did an article on what they thought were amusing late excuses. Actually, what is amusing is that someone thought these excuses would work.
I had to go to bingo.
If this was a senior-aged person that said this then this would be hysterical. Something about bingos really gets those people. I fear reaching that age [...]
Retarded Late Excuse #11
CareerBuilder recently did an article on what they thought were amusing late excuses. Actually, what is amusing is that someone thought these excuses would work.
My driveway washed away in the rain last night.
Was there a tsunami? And if the driveway washed you would call in for the entire day moron!
Celebrities that Twitter
Looking for celebrities that Twitter? Here are a few you can check out. You’ll find actors, athletes and singers. These aren’t in any real order so browse the list:
Katy Perry
Oprah Winfrey
John Mayer
Kim Kardashian
Barack Obama
Snoop Dogg
Dave Matthews
Anderson Cooper
Ludacris
Rob Thomas
Lily Allen
Tila Tequila
Spencer Pratt
Jimmy Fallon
Shaq
Stephen Colbert
Taylor Momsen
Samantha Ronson
Nick Nolte
Nick Carter
Britney Spears
Ryan Seacrest
Eli Manning
Quest Love of the Roots
Mark Wahlberg
Matt [...]
Retarded Late Excuse #10
CareerBuilder recently did an article on what they thought were amusing late excuses. Actually, what is amusing is that someone thought these excuses would work.
A groundhog bit my bike tire and made it flat.
I have one question. Are groundhogs well known rubber biters? And did this person actually see the groundhog? Or is it [...]
Retarded Late Excuse #9
CareerBuilder recently did an article on what they thought were amusing late excuses. Actually, what is amusing is that someone thought these excuses would work.
My father didn’t wake me up.
I’m not sure why this one made the amusing list. Unless it was from someone over the age of 30. Then it’s just sad. Or [...]
Retarded Late Excuse #8
CareerBuilder recently did an article on what they thought were amusing late excuses. Actually, what is amusing is that someone thought these excuses would work.
I feel like I’m in everyone’s way if I show up on time.
If you are a boss and you get this excuse you know you have a moron working for you. [...]
Retarded Late Excuse #7
CareerBuilder recently did an article on what they thought were amusing late excuses. Actually, what is amusing is that someone thought these excuses would work.
I was attacked by a raccoon and had to stop by the hospital to make sure it wasn’t rabid.
Yes, because raccoons are known for their frequent attacks on cubicle monkeys. However, [...]
