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Need to download a fake doctor’s note?
My most popular search term each month is “fake doctor’s note” or some variation like “fake doctors note” or “fake dr note.” Of course, that is not terribly surprising considering the theme of this site. And the fact that spring is here which makes us slackers want to work even less. Luckily I am well-versed [...]
A must have for the slacker arsenal
Need a fake phone number that is sorta real? Maybe for your excuse note?
Look no further. Well, just one place further. Net Zero’s PrivatePhone  is free voicemail! And unless you live in East Bumblefuck you can probably get a local number for said voicemail.
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Slacker must-have #1 - the Fake Doctor’s Note
If a slacker only has one thing in their arsenal it must be a fake doctor’s note.
Bosses are notorious for thinking they can catch you skipping work when you’re not really sick by telling you that you cannot return unless you have a doctor’s note. Apparently, they do not realize that you can make one [...]
