Archive for oddities
No fake paycheck stub templates here
I have written about fake paycheck stubs more than once on this site. I continue to get comments on those posts from readers that arrive here from a Google search.
People - do not ask me to make a fake paycheck stub for you. I’m not going to do it.
Don’t try to convince me that you [...]
Slackers are an epidemic?
I came across an interesting article today - Surviving Slackerville: How to Work with Slackers. Apparently, us slackers are viewed as somewhat of an epidemic, like the piggy flu. We wreak havoc on the workplace by doing absolutely nothing.
Particularly amusing is the 10 commandments for slackers that is listed in the article. Apparently we [...]
Free money - the economic stimulus checks
I love me some free money. That is why I am stoked about the upcoming economic stimulus checks. If you are in the US and looking forward to your free money too, check out the disbursement schedule below.
According to the IRS:
Direct deposit payments will be made May 2 to recipients whose Social Security numbers end [...]
A new kind of slacker - the peso millionaire
Usually when you hear of people that have a desire to be rich they say that they want to be a millionaire. As in one million US dollars.
Well, I have come across a new kind of slacker - the slacker millionaire. In fact, this slacker does not want to be a millionaire, he wants to [...]
Advertise here for only $1.00
I’ve just added the “Top Spots†widget over to the side. There are only 10 spots available and I have set the price at only $1.00!
While this page does have a pagerank of zero thanks to a Google spanking, there is quite a bit of traffic to the site. And all the $1.00 increments that [...]
Me and Jenna Jameson are so simpatico
You know what I like to do at work? Read news articles online that have to do with porn stars. I am certain it will get me fired one day. However for now it makes me feel like I am getting one over on the man.
Anyway, today I came across a story on The Porn [...]
Hannah Montana, diarrhea and bingo
A while back I signed up for Google Analytics so that I would be able to see what search queries people were running when they found this site. Typically when I sign on to look at that I get exactly what I am expecting. People are searching for fake doctor excuses, can they get unemployment [...]
The new favorite drink of Complete Slacker
Apparently Glaceau’s Vitamin Waterknows what it’s like to be a slacker.
Today I was sipping on the “defense” Vitamin Water, which is a lovely raspberry-apple flavor, and noticed the following on the label of this particular flavor:
if you’ve had to use sick days because you’ve actually been sick then you’re seriously missing out my friends. see, [...]
