Archive for Commercial Breaks
Back to the grindstone
Well, the holidays are officially over. That means no more work approved slacking. If it is annual review time at your job, try to be on your best behavior so that you can get a raise to slack all day! And if it gets to be too much, well, I have an idea for that [...]
Christmas time is almost here
One of the best things about being a slacker at work is the holiday season. It is almost acceptable to be a slacker openly during the holiday season. People are gift-giving. People are chatting about their holiday plans. There are parties at work. You get to leave early on Christmas Eve and New Year’s Eve. [...]
Now taking your slacker tips
Got a good slacker tip? Did you try something and it not work? If so, we want to hear it! We won’t give out your name. So you can keep on slacking at work! Also let us know if you have any good work pranks!
Can being a slacker pay off?
You may be wondering if being a slacker can pay off. I am here to say yes. In fact, I keep getting new jobs that pay more than my previous one. And I really have no idea why. I am a slacker to the core. So yes, being a slacker can pay off. If you [...]
End of Retarded Late Excuses
All of the retarded late excuses have been posted. Feel free to look back over them if you missed any. Also be sure to let me know you feel about posts like this. If you enjoy them, let me know. If you hate them, let me know that too.
