Archive for being sick excuses

Being Sick Excuse #51 – another way to get out of work when you’re already there

Okay, so you’re at work and you don’t want to be there. How bad do you not want to be there? I ask because I have a way to get you out of work from lunch till the end of the day, but it will be uncomfortable. If you are a coffee drinker, get a [...]

Posted by: the complete slacker on Tuesday, July 7th, 2009

Being Sick Excuse #50 – I’m having an allergic reaction

If you have ever experienced an allergic reaction then you know that this is a viable excuse. If you tell this to your boss they will likely envision you with swollen, red, puffy skin covered in hives. And they’d likely be correct – if you were telling the truth! Call in with this and tell [...]

Posted by: the complete slacker on Saturday, July 4th, 2009

Being Sick Excuse #49 – Get out of work when you are already there

Have you ever gotten to work and decided you just couldn’t take it anymore? Wish you had just called in? Think it’s too late? Well, guess what? It’s not too late! In fact, there is an easy way to get out of work when you are already there. Take out your cell phone – but [...]

Posted by: the complete slacker on Sunday, June 28th, 2009

Being Sick Excuse #48 – Swine Flu!

You may have already thought of it and used it, but there is an AWESOME sick excuse that you can use right now. Swine flu!!! Think about it – you can get out of probably a week of work by calling in and saying that you have flu-like symptoms and since this whole swine flu [...]

Posted by: the complete slacker on Saturday, May 9th, 2009

Being Sick Excuse #47 – Flight was canceled

Last week I took a bit of a vacation that involved several flights. Much to my dismay one of those flights was canceled and rescheduled for the following day. If you were wanting to miss just one day of work this would be a great excuse. Of course, this would work best for a Monday. [...]

Posted by: the complete slacker on Tuesday, March 17th, 2009

Being Sick Excuse #46- someone smashed my car window

Have you ever had your car broken into? I have. The culprits smashed a window to get into the car. That means glass all over the seat. It’s pretty hard to drive if there is glass all in your seat. For an easy excuse to get out of a day of work call in at [...]

Posted by: the complete slacker on Friday, February 27th, 2009
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