Archive for being sick excuses
Being Sick Excuse #59: Fake Vomit At Work
Do you have a boss that gives you a hard time about calling in, leaving early and such? If so, there is an easy way to get out of work without hearing any crap from the boss.
For this to work though, you and your boss need to be of the same gender.
Okay, so if your [...]
Being Sick Excuse #58 - Have To Check On Relatives
Heat waves, like the current one in the Northeast, are great opportunities for calling in to work.
If you are having a big heatwave in the area where you live, then you can use it as a get-outta-work excuse.
It’s simple really.
You can say that you need to go check on or take care of your [...]
Being Sick Excuse #57 - Helping out with the oil spill
Do you have a boss that makes it difficult when you ask for time off? If so, I have the perfect excuse to get you out of work for at least a week.
This excuse works best if you have some Greenpeace or similar stickers on your car already.
Tell your boss that you are going down [...]
Being Sick Excuse #56 - Had to Take Vicodin For Pain & Can’t Drive
Okay, so this excuse may be a stretch but hear me out on this one.
My sister-in-law was just telling me a story about a sinus infection that got down in the roots of her teeth that was so painful that she had to take vicodin. Can this really happen or is she full of shit? [...]
The Sick Call Excuse Generator
Need a quick sick excuse? Don’t have time to troll through our site looking for the perfect excuse? The Sick Call Excuse Generator may be able to give you an excuse when you need it.
It seems like a pretty basic lists of excuses that come from it. And there is at least one excuse (I’m [...]
Being Sick Excuse #55 - stuck to the bus
If you live in Paris and take public transportation then listen up. Coca-Cola has some new bus ads in Paris that are velcro. Yes, that’s correct - velcro.
As a result of these new velcro ads, people are sticking to them. So, if you are in Paris and want to go into work late then here [...]
Being Sick Excuse #54 - Getting a Flu Shot
If you are looking for a great excuse to get you out of work early why not try Getting A Flu Shot!
With this whole H1N1 epidemic people are getting crazy about both the regular flu vaccine and the H1N1 vaccine. Now, if your office is not having someone come in and do the flu shots [...]
Being Sick Excuse #53 - Bedbugs
If you are looking for a great excuse that can get you out of work for a few days every couple of weeks for a month or so then I have it for you.
Bedbugs.
This is an excuse that should be considered carefully because it involves a lot of research on bedbugs, etc. Plus people will [...]
Being Sick Excuse #52 - Swine flu again!
You know what is great about there being another piggy flu scare? The fact that people are so paranoid and scared about it. This means that you can totally get out of work for a few days with no problems at all since no one wants to get the doomsday virus.
All you gots to do [...]
