Archive for being sick excuses
Being Sick Excuse #56 - Had to Take Vicodin For Pain & Can’t Drive
Okay, so this excuse may be a stretch but hear me out on this one.
My sister-in-law was just telling me a story about a sinus infection that got down in the roots of her teeth that was so painful that she had to take vicodin. Can this really happen or is she full of shit? [...]
The Sick Call Excuse Generator
Need a quick sick excuse? Don’t have time to troll through our site looking for the perfect excuse? The Sick Call Excuse Generator may be able to give you an excuse when you need it.
It seems like a pretty basic lists of excuses that come from it. And there is at least one excuse (I’m [...]
Being Sick Excuse #55 - stuck to the bus
If you live in Paris and take public transportation then listen up. Coca-Cola has some new bus ads in Paris that are velcro. Yes, that’s correct - velcro.
As a result of these new velcro ads, people are sticking to them. So, if you are in Paris and want to go into work late then here [...]
Being Sick Excuse #54 - Getting a Flu Shot
If you are looking for a great excuse to get you out of work early why not try Getting A Flu Shot!
With this whole H1N1 epidemic people are getting crazy about both the regular flu vaccine and the H1N1 vaccine. Now, if your office is not having someone come in and do the flu shots [...]
Being Sick Excuse #53 - Bedbugs
If you are looking for a great excuse that can get you out of work for a few days every couple of weeks for a month or so then I have it for you.
Bedbugs.
This is an excuse that should be considered carefully because it involves a lot of research on bedbugs, etc. Plus people will [...]
Being Sick Excuse #52 - Swine flu again!
You know what is great about there being another piggy flu scare? The fact that people are so paranoid and scared about it. This means that you can totally get out of work for a few days with no problems at all since no one wants to get the doomsday virus.
All you gots to do [...]
Being Sick Excuse #51 - another way to get out of work when you’re already there
Okay, so you’re at work and you don’t want to be there. How bad do you not want to be there? I ask because I have a way to get you out of work from lunch till the end of the day, but it will be uncomfortable.
If you are a coffee drinker, get a cup [...]
Being Sick Excuse #50 - I’m having an allergic reaction
If you have ever experienced an allergic reaction then you know that this is a viable excuse. If you tell this to your boss they will likely envision you with swollen, red, puffy skin covered in hives. And they’d likely be correct - if you were telling the truth!
Call in with this and tell them [...]
Being Sick Excuse #49 - Get out of work when you are already there
Have you ever gotten to work and decided you just couldn’t take it anymore? Wish you had just called in? Think it’s too late? Well, guess what? It’s not too late! In fact, there is an easy way to get out of work when you are already there.
Take out your cell phone - but make [...]
Being Sick Excuse #48 - Swine Flu!
You may have already thought of it and used it, but there is an AWESOME sick excuse that you can use right now.
Swine flu!!!
Think about it - you can get out of probably a week of work by calling in and saying that you have flu-like symptoms and since this whole swine flu pandemic you [...]
