Archive for being sick excuses
The Ultimate Guide To Sick Excuses – For Your Kindle
If you want to be a prepared slacker, and you have a Kindle, then you need the The Complete Slacker’s Official Guide To Being Sick Excuses: 55 Excuses To Get You Out Of Work Or School (Complete Slacker’s Official Guides). This is the first official CompleteSlacker.com book for Kindle, so show us some love. For [...]
Being Sick Excuse #61: Bit By Stray Animal
Okay, so when I was younger, my brother got bit by a stray cat when he tried to pet it. The result of this? A trip to the doctor to get a shot in case the cat had rabies. Guess what? There are still stray animals that can bite you. And trip to get an [...]
Being Sick Excuse #60: Leak In My Apartment
Have you ever gotten a leak in your apartment? I had a leak in the ceiling of an apartment once. Know how long it took to get it taken care of? All freaking day. Seriously. You see, no one at the apartment complex could get on top of the roof to fix it until they [...]
Being Sick Excuse #59: Fake Vomit At Work
Do you have a boss that gives you a hard time about calling in, leaving early and such? If so, there is an easy way to get out of work without hearing any crap from the boss. For this to work though, you and your boss need to be of the same gender. Okay, so [...]
Being Sick Excuse #58 – Have To Check On Relatives
Heat waves, like the current one in the Northeast, are great opportunities for calling in to work. If you are having a big heatwave in the area where you live, then you can use it as a get-outta-work excuse. It’s simple really. You can say that you need to go check on or take care [...]
Being Sick Excuse #57 – Helping out with the oil spill
Do you have a boss that makes it difficult when you ask for time off? If so, I have the perfect excuse to get you out of work for at least a week. This excuse works best if you have some Greenpeace or similar stickers on your car already. Tell your boss that you are [...]
