Archive for being sick excuses
Being sick excuse #42 - taking the kid to college
Want to miss a few days of work? Well, if you are old enough to have a kid in college then this is an easy one to use. And I suspect you could also get away with it by saying it is your niece/nephew or sibling as well.
Tell you boss you have to take your […]
Being sick excuse #41 - how to add a few days to your vacation
I have a great way to add a few extra days to your vacation time at work.
Now, at most work places you get a set number of days that you can take for vacation. And you have to get those approved. So, here is what you do. You get those days approved. Then you let […]
Being sick excuse #40 - the sneaky “stopped for an oil change” excuse
I have a great excuse that I have used to go into work late at more than one place of employment.
Here is what you do -
Let’s say that your start time at your job is 8:30 am. And let’s say that there is a place on the way to work where you could get your […]
Being sick excuse #39 - someone stole my gas!
Have you heard the recent news stories about what people are doing in regards to high gas prices? It seems that some douche bags are actually stealing gas right out of other people’s cars! Imagine that! You wake up and try to go some place only to discover you have no gas, even though you […]
Being sick excuse #38 - the flat tire
The flat tire is an excuse you surprisingly do not hear of that often. It is pretty easy to get away with if you want to come in late to work. You can’t take a whole day for this one though. And it is likely to work better for women than men. However, if […]
Being sick excuse #37 - pink eye
Pink eye is an easy way to get out of work if you are looking for good sick excuses. You might think that only kids get pink eye, but that’s not true. Sure, it’s more common among the kiddies, but you can still get it as an adult.
The best thing about using pink eye as […]
Being sick excuse #36 - granny is in the hospital
Let’s face it - all bosses have a soft spot for grannies. That makes grannies the equivalent of the golden ticket in the Willy Wonka chocolate bar.
So, use that freaking gold ticket already!
No matter how much of a bitch your boss is (like mine) I guarantee that when you utter the words:
granny - sick - […]
Being sick excuse #35 - laryngitis
Part of being a good slacker is knowing what ailments are running rampant in the office. At my office as well as at my girlfriend’s office that ailment is laryngitis. That means it would be a fine time for one of us to call in with laryngitis!
Laryngitis is most commonly characterizes as causing you to […]
Being sick excuse #34 - can’t drive in snow
Well, it is getting to be that time of year again. The freeze your ass kind of cold that brings with it snow. I hate driving in snow. Not because I don’t feel comfortable doing it but because I worry about the other idiots that are bound to crash into me because they don’t know […]
Being sick excuse #33 - whooping cough
I know what you’re thinking. No one fucking gets whooping cough these days. Isn’t it some type of medieval disease? Yes, I thought so. Until I started reading the damn news. Apparently there is some kind of crazy outbreak of whooping cough in places like Bumfuck, Ohio.
So, check it out and see if it is […]
