Archive for Archive for July, 2010
Slacker Tips #219: Create Your Own Fake Office Kid To Get Outta Work
Okay people, creating your own fake kid so that you can get out of work easier is super easy and super free. You may recall my invent a kid for work project from a few years ago. It was an awesome success. And that experience allows me to give you some awesome tips on creating [...]
Making Up A Kid?
Those of you that are longtime readers may remember the invent a kid project I did. Frankly, I was tired of seeing co-workers with kids get to leave early, miss work and come in late and get away with it cause they had kids. On the other hand, people without kids never get that much [...]
Being Sick Excuse #59: Fake Vomit At Work
Do you have a boss that gives you a hard time about calling in, leaving early and such? If so, there is an easy way to get out of work without hearing any crap from the boss.
For this to work though, you and your boss need to be of the same gender.
Okay, so if your [...]
Slacker Tip #218 - Buy A Box Of Blank Business Checks
Today’s slacker tip comes via a commenter. One awesome slacker out there takes making their own check stub seriously.
How seriously?
Well, apparently Office Depot (and I assume other office supply stores) sells boxes of blank business checks that anyone can buy. I assume these are made to be used with check printing software, like QuickBooks.
Anyways - [...]
Being Sick Excuse #58 - Have To Check On Relatives
Heat waves, like the current one in the Northeast, are great opportunities for calling in to work.
If you are having a big heatwave in the area where you live, then you can use it as a get-outta-work excuse.
It’s simple really.
You can say that you need to go check on or take care of your [...]
Why Try Virtual Dating?
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Have you been trying to meet people? You know, get a love interest? If so, you may be tired of all those same old, same old personals sites out there. You know the ones. They claim to have just [...]
It may be time for reviews at work
If you have managed to hold onto your job while being a slacker, then kudos to you! Of course, this time of year may be mid-year review time at your job. If that is the case, you just might get a raise for all that slacking you’ve been doing!
If you’d like to get a raise [...]
