Archive for Archive for March, 2010
Slacker Tip #212 – Avoid Jobs Dealing With The Public
When you have a bad customer service type experience the first thing you probably wanna do is let someone know about it. Probably the manager. Think about that for a minute. Most people are like that. This means that if you want to get paid to be a slacker then you need to avoid jobs [...]
Slacker Tip #211 – Pretend you have the plague, or something contagious
As a professional slacker, I know that keeping people away from your desk during the day is vital to success. How can you get paid to do nothing if people catch you? You can’t because you will probably get fired. The fact is that you have to keep people away from your desk. You have [...]
You Asked For It – The Paycheck Stub Template
I get a lot of requests for paycheck stub templates. And I have good news. I have listened to you. And I have found you one. If you need to buy a paycheck stub template, check out the Complete Slacker approved paycheck stub template. Buy yours today. Thank me tomorrow.
Slacker Tip #210 – Sabotage the office equipment
If your job relies heavily on printing things all day long then it would make you job impossible if, say, the printer was broken all day. Right? Then that would pretty much give you an excuse to be a slacker all day. Right? If you have a job that relies on a piece of equipment [...]
Slacker Tip #209 – Be extra nice to everyone at work
If you are like me, you spend a lot of time at work thinking about what big idiots all the people that you work with are. I mean, they actually work hard, like all day – on purpose! And they worry about silly things like doing a good job. These so-called idiots can also be [...]
