Archive for Archive for January, 2010
Office Reading Material - World RPS Society
Looking for something to do at work? Besides work that is.
I’ve got some fun reading material for you - the World RPS Society webpage. The RPS stands for Rock Paper Scissors. How funny is that? Now, on company time you can work on your rock, paper, scissors strategy.
Get your reading on at www.worldrps.com today!
Being Sick Excuse #56 - Had to Take Vicodin For Pain & Can’t Drive
Okay, so this excuse may be a stretch but hear me out on this one.
My sister-in-law was just telling me a story about a sinus infection that got down in the roots of her teeth that was so painful that she had to take vicodin. Can this really happen or is she full of shit? [...]
Slacker Tip #204 - When You Get Reprimanded At Work
As a slacker I am certain that you have gotten into trouble at work a few times. For me, it is usually getting caught playing on the internet that gets me written up or talked to by a manager. If this has happened to you too, then you know that how you respond is very [...]
Slacker tip #203 - Start a recycling program at work
Before you say that this sounds like more work, just hear me out.
Everyone is all about going green these days. So, if your office does not recycle things like cans or paper or toner/ink cartridges from the printers & copiers then you can use this tip.
Ask your boss or HR if it is okay [...]
Slacker Tip #202 - Never Friend Coworkers on Facebook
At the last job I started one of the first things I was asked by the guy training me was “Do you Facebook?”
When this happens to you at work the correct answer is always “NO.” Seriously. Don’t even be tempted to say yes. In the event that you become good friends with someone you can [...]
Slacker Tip #201 - An online games site that might not be blocked at work!
Don’t you hate it when you just want to play a game online but work has all the sites blocked? Well, I think I found a site with online games that might not be blocked at your work. It is the Dave & Buster’s online games section of their website! Just go to the Dave [...]
Back to the grindstone
Well, the holidays are officially over. That means no more work approved slacking. If it is annual review time at your job, try to be on your best behavior so that you can get a raise to slack all day! And if it gets to be too much, well, I have an idea for that [...]
