Slacker tip #200 – Don’t change your appearance
If you are a professional slacker, like me, then this tip is like a no brainer to you. But for those less seasoned slackers among us, this is something you need to learn ASAP!
When you call in to fake sick, do not do anything that will change your appearance! For example, do NOT go out and get a new haircut on your “sick” day. Do NOT go to the beach and get a sunburn.
The only time you should be changing your appearance before coming back into work is if it goes with the lie you told to miss work. For example, if you said you hurt your ankle then by all means come in on crutches or with something on your foot. Or if you say you are in a car accident or something come in with your arm in a sling or an eye patch on your eye.
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