Archive for Archive for October, 2009
The typical reason slackers are fired from jobs
I am proud to say that I have been in the workforce over 15 years and have rarely worked at my jobs. I used to think that if I was well compensated that things might change. After making close to $60,000 at my most recent job I realized that I am a life-long slacker.
I have [...]
The biggest threat to slackers
Those of you that are seasoned slackers at work like myself already know what the biggest threat to slackers is. It is the so-called “perfect employee” in the office. Oftentimes this person refers to themselves as a “perfect employee.” I like to think of this person as a “goody two shoes,” an office “do-gooder,” a [...]
We got what you’re looking for
Many of you land here looking for fake paycheck stubs. We got info on that. We also have other info you’re looking for. Things like fake doctor’s notes and such. So look around a little before you go make that fake paycheck stub.
Being Sick Excuse #54 - Getting a Flu Shot
If you are looking for a great excuse to get you out of work early why not try Getting A Flu Shot!
With this whole H1N1 epidemic people are getting crazy about both the regular flu vaccine and the H1N1 vaccine. Now, if your office is not having someone come in and do the flu shots [...]
Slacker tip #199 - become friends with the enemy
And by enemy I mean boss. I know what some of you are thinking. This is crazy advice. But just here me out peeps!
I have been a slacker at far too many jobs to know how things end. You get a pretty good run at a job until a co-worker feels the need to run [...]
