Being Sick Excuse #52 - Swine flu again!
You know what is great about there being another piggy flu scare? The fact that people are so paranoid and scared about it. This means that you can totally get out of work for a few days with no problems at all since no one wants to get the doomsday virus.
All you gots to do is call in saying that you gots the flu and that you are staying home in case it turns out to be the piggy flu. Your boss and co-workers will throw a party in your honor. That is how scared people are of the piggy flu.
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