Archive for Archive for September, 2009

Slacker tip #198 - bring your own internet access

Nothing is quite as frustrating as getting to a job and discovering that they have blocked internet access. Bastards! Good news though - you can bring your own!
A lot of the cell phone companies sell “mobile broadband devices” which are USB modems that give you high speed internet access to whichever computer you are hooked [...]

Posted by: the complete slacker on Sunday, September 27th, 2009

Office Prank - Death in the bathroom stall

Looking for a good office prank?
If you have only one bathroom stall in the bathroom at work you will want to check out this gem.
Get a pair of pants and a pair of shoes. Put them in the stall so that it looks like someone is in the stall. You will need to make the [...]

Posted by: the complete slacker on Wednesday, September 16th, 2009

Being Sick Excuse #53 - Bedbugs

If you are looking for a great excuse that can get you out of work for a few days every couple of weeks for a month or so then I have it for you.
Bedbugs.
This is an excuse that should be considered carefully because it involves a lot of research on bedbugs, etc. Plus people will [...]

Posted by: the complete slacker on Thursday, September 10th, 2009

Being Sick Excuse #52 - Swine flu again!

You know what is great about there being another piggy flu scare? The fact that people are so paranoid and scared about it. This means that you can totally get out of work for a few days with no problems at all since no one wants to get the doomsday virus.
All you gots to do [...]

Posted by: the complete slacker on Thursday, September 10th, 2009

Office Prank - The Non-working Mouse

Never forget there is more than one way to make a mouse stop working. Unplugging someone’s mouse from the back of his or her computer is a classic. In fact, it’s so classic, you can use it in your prank. Laser mice make it so easy to prevent your co-workers from getting their jobs done. [...]

Posted by: the complete slacker on Wednesday, September 9th, 2009

Slackers are an epidemic?

I came across an interesting article today - Surviving Slackerville: How to Work with Slackers. Apparently, us slackers are viewed as somewhat of an epidemic, like the piggy flu. We wreak havoc on the workplace by doing absolutely nothing.
Particularly amusing is the 10 commandments for slackers that is listed in the article. Apparently we [...]

Posted by: the complete slacker on Wednesday, September 9th, 2009

Looking for office prank ideas?

Office pranks are fun. That is provided that you work with good natured people. If you are looking for some office pranks I recently came across a few you might not have heard of before. Have a look at Funny Office Pranks over at WeirdOMatic. It’s certain to give you a few good ideas for [...]

Posted by: the complete slacker on Friday, September 4th, 2009
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