Slacker tip #197 – Fake ‘em out with manufactured sneezes
A sure sign that someone is getting all sickly and coming down with something is sneezing. And runny noses. But in my experience, if you are sneezing enough you get a runny nose regardless of being sickly.
The good news is this – it’s easy to make yourself sneeze and therefore look sick! And I’m sure you have been at an office when someone is at work sick and everyone keeps their distance from that person. That person can be you.
Just have a little pepper shaker in your pocket or something. And when no one is looking put it up near your nose and it will get you to sneezing every time! Before you know it, you will be able to tell the boss you are feeling sickly and need to go home. And they will be glad to send you home as they won’t want your cooties!
Leave a Comment