Slacker tip #193 - Sprained my arm
Personally, I hate shopping at Wal-Mart but they do have something there that every slacker can use. In the section where they have band-aids and such they have braces for your arm. I am talking about the kind of braces that you have to wear after you have gotten the cast off a broken arm. People also have to wear these braces when they sprain or strain their arm.
If you want to get some approved slacking time, just show up to work in one of these. You can easily get by with a good week of slacking, maybe more, just by wearing this. Be sure to put it on the arm that you use the most - which is likely the right arm that you use to click the mouse. Just remember not to get caught doing anything stupid, like not wearing it or arm wrestling with that hand. And keep in mind that if your boss is a real wanker, they may want a note from a doctor.
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