Archive for Archive for August, 2009
Slacker tip #197 - Fake ‘em out with manufactured sneezes
A sure sign that someone is getting all sickly and coming down with something is sneezing. And runny noses. But in my experience, if you are sneezing enough you get a runny nose regardless of being sickly.
The good news is this - it’s easy to make yourself sneeze and therefore look sick! And I’m [...]
Slacker Tip #196 - Don’t be seen
I was reading an article yesterday on how people call in sick when they are not and get caught. The way that most people get caught is that they are seen out when they are supposed to be home sick.
I think it goes without saying that you can’t been seen when you have called in [...]
Slacker Tip #195 - Keep a brisk pace
Part of being an efficient slacker is getting people to leave you alone at work. You can accomplish this by getting people to think that you are always busy and hard at work. One of the ways to do this is to walk at a brisk pace when you are going to your office. People [...]
Slacker tip #194 - Use an alternative exit
Sneaking out of work early is the best. You get a head start on that horrible rush hour traffic. And best of all - you are getting paid for working when you are already on your way home!
The easiest way to sneak out of work early without getting caught is to use an alternative exit. [...]
Free book download on Oprah.com
Looking for a way to pass the time at work? Wishing you could read a book and get away with it. You can if it’s a PDF!
Download Colum McCann’s new novel, Let the Great World Spin for free until 10:59 a.m. ET Wednesday August 5, 2009 from Oprah.com!!
The boss will never know that you’re reading [...]
Slacker tip #193 - Sprained my arm
Personally, I hate shopping at Wal-Mart but they do have something there that every slacker can use. In the section where they have band-aids and such they have braces for your arm. I am talking about the kind of braces that you have to wear after you have gotten the cast off a broken arm. [...]
