Slacker tip #191 – Feed them to get them to leave you alone
If you have spent anytime in an office then you likely have observed how office workers act when someone brings in free food. They’re like animals! But best of all – everyone stands and hoovers around the food. I dunno if they are staking their claim on the goodies or if they are just so damn excited about food stuffs that they want to all gush about it together. Regardless, this is like a golden ticket for a slacker.
You can get people to leave you alone and get people to cut you some slack all by bringing in food stuffs regularly.
Try to do a little detective work to see what kinds of things people have a food weakness for. Then bring those items in. If you do not hear co-workers raving about whatever you brought in then you need to try harder. Or you could always dose them with some weed brownies 
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