Archive for Archive for June, 2009
Being Sick Excuse #49 – Get out of work when you are already there
Have you ever gotten to work and decided you just couldn’t take it anymore? Wish you had just called in? Think it’s too late? Well, guess what? It’s not too late! In fact, there is an easy way to get out of work when you are already there. Take out your cell phone – but [...]
Slacker tip #189 – Don’t come in with a lot of stuff
If you are like me then you are all about getting to work late and leaving early. This is easier in some work places than others. If you sit near a lot of people then it is likely going to be easier to leave early than to come in late. I recently had this dilemma [...]
Slacker tip #188 – Forging real doctor’s notes can get you arrested
I have said on here before that being a complete slacker is not for the amateurs. As if any proof of that is needed, a woman in South Carolina got herself arrested for taking some real doctor’s business cards and forms and making some fake doctor’s notes. Here’s the info… Woman jailed for allegedly faking [...]
Office Prank – Rigging a Chair to Drop Down
Have you ever worked in an office that has those chairs that you can rig so that they will drop down when someone sits in them? If so, you already know how much fun those can be. What is awesome about them is that when you rig them to drop they appear to be just [...]
Office Prank That Will Probably Get You Fired
I was recently reading a list of office pranks and the number two office prank was: Sent a fake love note to a co-worker from another co-worker. Um, yeah, that’s a bad idea. One that will likely get you fired. See, there is this little thing called sexual harrassment. And that is what this prank [...]
Slacker tip #187 – Use Craigslist to keep the boss busy
If you have a boss that spends more time at your desk checking up on you than at their own desk, well, that is a problem. But it is not a problem that cannot be solved. At least temporarily. If your boss has a direct phone line you can use that to keep ‘em busy. [...]
