Now taking your slacker tips

At my job, and I’m sure many others, we get two fifteen minute breaks and one lunch hour. I never waste a break or lunch using the restroom. I save it all for regular working hours. Especially bowel movements. I rarely go at home unless its the weekend. Save them all for work. Also drinking a lot of water helps and allows you the valid excuse to excuse yourself from working. In a given day you can spend at least 15-20 minutes in the bathroom. You dont even have to go… just read or text on your phone. May not seem like much but my company pays me to take a crap for 2 hours a week. Not bad.