Archive for Archive for May, 2009
Slacker tip #186 - Get paid in the potty
Here is a recent user submitted slacker tip to check out. My comments follow it.
At my job, and I’m sure many others, we get two fifteen minute breaks and one lunch hour. I never waste a break or lunch using the restroom. I save it all for regular working hours. Especially bowel movements. I rarely [...]
Funny: How to deal with a slacker co-worker
I love when I see articles where people are complaining about slacker co-workers. Of course, what is not funny is having to deal with those people in person. I suspect all of you have worked with someone in the past that made it their business to tell on you for slacking. I don’t know why [...]
Now taking your slacker tips
Got a good slacker tip? Did you try something and it not work? If so, we want to hear it! We won’t give out your name. So you can keep on slacking at work! Also let us know if you have any good work pranks!
Slacker tip #185 - know what the boss drives
It is a good idea to know what your boss drives to work. Also find out if the boss has more than one car. This is important so that you will be able to tell when the boss is already at work. You will also want to know this for the days that you sneak [...]
Being Sick Excuse #48 - Swine Flu!
You may have already thought of it and used it, but there is an AWESOME sick excuse that you can use right now.
Swine flu!!!
Think about it - you can get out of probably a week of work by calling in and saying that you have flu-like symptoms and since this whole swine flu pandemic you [...]
Can being a slacker pay off?
You may be wondering if being a slacker can pay off. I am here to say yes. In fact, I keep getting new jobs that pay more than my previous one. And I really have no idea why. I am a slacker to the core. So yes, being a slacker can pay off. If [...]
End of Retarded Late Excuses
All of the retarded late excuses have been posted. Feel free to look back over them if you missed any. Also be sure to let me know you feel about posts like this. If you enjoy them, let me know. If you hate them, let me know that too.
Retarded Late Excuse #12
CareerBuilder recently did an article on what they thought were amusing late excuses. Actually, what is amusing is that someone thought these excuses would work.
I had to go to bingo.
If this was a senior-aged person that said this then this would be hysterical. Something about bingos really gets those people. I fear reaching that age [...]
Retarded Late Excuse #11
CareerBuilder recently did an article on what they thought were amusing late excuses. Actually, what is amusing is that someone thought these excuses would work.
My driveway washed away in the rain last night.
Was there a tsunami? And if the driveway washed you would call in for the entire day moron!
