Archive for Archive for April, 2009

Slacker tip #184 – Using Google to view restricted sites

Even the jobs with the most lenient internet usage policy block some of the best sites. And sometimes they end up blocking really weird sites. At my last job I was trying to look at a site on teepees for an articles I was writing and it was blocked. I really needed to look at [...]

Posted by: the complete slacker on Tuesday, April 21st, 2009

Retarded Late Excuse #5

CareerBuilder recently did an article on what they thought were amusing late excuses. Actually, what is amusing is that someone thought these excuses would work. My left turn signal was out so I had to make all right turns to get to work. Seriously? This excuse actually cracks me up. In fact, I can think [...]

Posted by: the complete slacker on Monday, April 20th, 2009

Retarded Late Excuse #4

CareerBuilder recently did an article on what they thought were amusing late excuses. Actually, what is amusing is that someone thought these excuses would work. Retarded Late Excuse #4 – I got locked in my trunk by my son. Wow, demon son much? Not only will this frighten people from your son but it makes [...]

Posted by: the complete slacker on Friday, April 17th, 2009

Slacker must-have gadget: Anti-glare or privacy screen

At my current temp job a lot of the employees have some of those anti-glare things on their screens. But this is the oddest thing – you can’t see their screen. It seems that you have to be sitting right in front of the computer screen to be able to see what is up on [...]

Posted by: the complete slacker on Wednesday, April 15th, 2009

Retarded Late Excuse #3

CareerBuilder recently did an article on what they thought were amusing late excuses. Actually, what is amusing is that someone thought these excuses would work. Retarded Late Excuse #3 – I walked into a spider web on the way out the door and couldn’t find the spider, so I had to go inside and shower [...]

Posted by: the complete slacker on Tuesday, April 14th, 2009

Retarded Late Excuse #2

CareerBuilder recently did an article on what they thought were amusing late excuses. Actually, what is amusing is that someone thought these excuses would work. Retarded Late Excuse #2 – My husband thinks it’s funny to hide my car keys before he goes to work. Um, right. How about just saying “I couldn’t find my [...]

Posted by: the complete slacker on Monday, April 13th, 2009
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