Retarded Late Excuse #7
CareerBuilder recently did an article on what they thought were amusing late excuses. Actually, what is amusing is that someone thought these excuses would work.
I was attacked by a raccoon and had to stop by the hospital to make sure it wasn’t rabid.
Yes, because raccoons are known for their frequent attacks on cubicle monkeys. However, the rumor that they are rabid is often exaggerated and just mean.
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