Retarded Late Excuse #3

Posted by: the complete slacker on Tuesday, April 14th, 2009

CareerBuilder recently did an article on what they thought were amusing late excuses. Actually, what is amusing is that someone thought these excuses would work.

Retarded Late Excuse #3 -

I walked into a spider web on the way out the door and couldn’t find the spider, so I had to go inside and shower again.

Right. This is really an odd one. I think something as simple as “I spilled coffee all over myself on the way out the door and had to change and cleanup” would be better.

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