Archive for Archive for April, 2009
Celebrities that Twitter
Looking for celebrities that Twitter? Here are a few you can check out. You’ll find actors, athletes and singers. These aren’t in any real order so browse the list:
Katy Perry
Oprah Winfrey
John Mayer
Kim Kardashian
Barack Obama
Snoop Dogg
Dave Matthews
Anderson Cooper
Ludacris
Rob Thomas
Lily Allen
Tila Tequila
Spencer Pratt
Jimmy Fallon
Shaq
Stephen Colbert
Taylor Momsen
Samantha Ronson
Nick Nolte
Nick Carter
Britney Spears
Ryan Seacrest
Eli Manning
Quest Love of the Roots
Mark Wahlberg
Matt [...]
Retarded Late Excuse #10
CareerBuilder recently did an article on what they thought were amusing late excuses. Actually, what is amusing is that someone thought these excuses would work.
A groundhog bit my bike tire and made it flat.
I have one question. Are groundhogs well known rubber biters? And did this person actually see the groundhog? Or is it [...]
Retarded Late Excuse #9
CareerBuilder recently did an article on what they thought were amusing late excuses. Actually, what is amusing is that someone thought these excuses would work.
My father didn’t wake me up.
I’m not sure why this one made the amusing list. Unless it was from someone over the age of 30. Then it’s just sad. Or [...]
Retarded Late Excuse #8
CareerBuilder recently did an article on what they thought were amusing late excuses. Actually, what is amusing is that someone thought these excuses would work.
I feel like I’m in everyone’s way if I show up on time.
If you are a boss and you get this excuse you know you have a moron working for you. [...]
Retarded Late Excuse #7
CareerBuilder recently did an article on what they thought were amusing late excuses. Actually, what is amusing is that someone thought these excuses would work.
I was attacked by a raccoon and had to stop by the hospital to make sure it wasn’t rabid.
Yes, because raccoons are known for their frequent attacks on cubicle monkeys. However, [...]
Retarded Late Excuse #6
CareerBuilder recently did an article on what they thought were amusing late excuses. Actually, what is amusing is that someone thought these excuses would work.
A gurney fell out of an ambulance and delayed traffic.
Yikes. I think you could actually get away with this one if you showed up to work acting all freaked out. Of [...]
Slacker tip #184 - Using Google to view restricted sites
Even the jobs with the most lenient internet usage policy block some of the best sites. And sometimes they end up blocking really weird sites. At my last job I was trying to look at a site on teepees for an articles I was writing and it was blocked. I really needed to look at [...]
Retarded Late Excuse #5
CareerBuilder recently did an article on what they thought were amusing late excuses. Actually, what is amusing is that someone thought these excuses would work.
My left turn signal was out so I had to make all right turns to get to work.
Seriously? This excuse actually cracks me up. In fact, I can think of people [...]
Retarded Late Excuse #4
CareerBuilder recently did an article on what they thought were amusing late excuses. Actually, what is amusing is that someone thought these excuses would work.
Retarded Late Excuse #4 -
I got locked in my trunk by my son.
Wow, demon son much? Not only will this frighten people from your son but it makes you sound [...]
Slacker must-have gadget: Anti-glare or privacy screen
At my current temp job a lot of the employees have some of those anti-glare things on their screens. But this is the oddest thing - you can’t see their screen. It seems that you have to be sitting right in front of the computer screen to be able to see what is up on [...]
