Archive for Archive for April, 2009
Celebrities that Twitter
Looking for celebrities that Twitter? Here are a few you can check out. You’ll find actors, athletes and singers. These aren’t in any real order so browse the list: Katy Perry Oprah Winfrey John Mayer Kim Kardashian Barack Obama Snoop Dogg Dave Matthews Anderson Cooper Ludacris Rob Thomas Lily Allen Tila Tequila Spencer Pratt Jimmy [...]
Retarded Late Excuse #10
CareerBuilder recently did an article on what they thought were amusing late excuses. Actually, what is amusing is that someone thought these excuses would work. A groundhog bit my bike tire and made it flat. I have one question. Are groundhogs well known rubber biters? And did this person actually see the groundhog? Or is [...]
Retarded Late Excuse #9
CareerBuilder recently did an article on what they thought were amusing late excuses. Actually, what is amusing is that someone thought these excuses would work. My father didn’t wake me up. I’m not sure why this one made the amusing list. Unless it was from someone over the age of 30. Then it’s just sad. [...]
Retarded Late Excuse #8
CareerBuilder recently did an article on what they thought were amusing late excuses. Actually, what is amusing is that someone thought these excuses would work. I feel like I’m in everyone’s way if I show up on time. If you are a boss and you get this excuse you know you have a moron working [...]
Retarded Late Excuse #7
CareerBuilder recently did an article on what they thought were amusing late excuses. Actually, what is amusing is that someone thought these excuses would work. I was attacked by a raccoon and had to stop by the hospital to make sure it wasn’t rabid. Yes, because raccoons are known for their frequent attacks on cubicle [...]
Retarded Late Excuse #6
CareerBuilder recently did an article on what they thought were amusing late excuses. Actually, what is amusing is that someone thought these excuses would work. A gurney fell out of an ambulance and delayed traffic. Yikes. I think you could actually get away with this one if you showed up to work acting all freaked [...]
