Archive for Archive for March, 2009
Late to work excuses
A good slacker is always late to work but never gets it docked on their time sheet. I am regularly 15 to 30 minutes late each day. And of course my timesheet never reflects that. One of the keys to getting away with being late is not letting people know about it!
A lot of people [...]
Revisiting tip #145 on making your own paycheck stub
For some reason there have been a lot of people checking out Slacker Tip #145 - making your own fake paycheck stubs. I’m not sure why the sudden surge of interest, but I wanted to address a few things on this particular tip.
Whatever you are making a fake paycheck stub for is likely to be [...]
Slacker tip #183 - Play tennis in Excel
I have another game that you can play in Excel at work. This time it is tennis, well, sort of. You see, with this game you use your mouse and the object is to keep the tennis ball from hitting the ground.
Yeah, I know. It’s kind of lame. But hey, it beats working!
Download tennis now.
Being Sick Excuse #47 - Flight was canceled
Last week I took a bit of a vacation that involved several flights. Much to my dismay one of those flights was canceled and rescheduled for the following day.
If you were wanting to miss just one day of work this would be a great excuse. Of course, this would work best for a Monday. Or [...]
Slacker resource: States with the lowest unemployment rates
If you are a slacker that is getting ready to move and want to snag a sweet temping gig you may want to take a moment to think first. The economy is not doing so well and there are a LOT of unemployed people out there wanting your temp job.
Here are the states that had [...]
Can Complete Slackers Thrive in This Poor Economy?
The economy is in the pisser. People are losing jobs left and right. The unemployment numbers are skyrocketing as people cannot find new jobs. What does that mean for the complete slacker?
Well, this slacker is still going strong at almost $30/hour.
In fact, I have been on my assignment since October 2008 and will complete it [...]
