Archive for Archive for November, 2008
Slacker tip #175 - Call in successfully with Google Flu Trends
Wanna call in to work and not have to be creative with your excuse? Or maybe you just don’t want to get any crap from anyone when you come back to work. Well, there is an easy way to meet both of those needs. Google Flu Trends.
The flu is a simple excuse. And thanks [...]
The Most Ridiculous Excuses For Missing Work
Savvy Sugar recently did an article on the most ridiculous excuses for missing work. The article was inspired by a CareerBuilder article on the same subject. There are some real zingers mentioned in the article. Like this excuse - Employee said he had a heart attack early that morning, but that he was “all better [...]
Slacker tip #174 - Hide your browsing with Vanishd
Do you do a lot of surfing the web at work? Do you spend a lot of that time with an ear to the ground trying to see if someone is approaching? I mean, you don’t want to get caught, right? Well, there is something out there that can help you out. It is called [...]
Looking for ways to get fired so you can get unemployment?
As mentioned here on Complete Slacker before, temp jobs are the best way to get unemployment. It is really the only way that you can get yourself fired and still be able to get unemployment benefits.
Well, if you are looking for some ideas to get you fired I have an article for you to check [...]
Can you get away with lying about your credentials and qualifications for a job?
As a slacker myself, a lot of the things that are on my resume represent a great work of fiction. Mostly this is because I am a serial job hopper, thanks to my slacker ways. And the only way for me to keep scoring jobs where I can get paid to do nothing for a [...]
