Archive for Archive for September, 2008

Imaginative Excuses for Coming in Late #9

This is part of the temporary daily series that will highlight some excuses used for coming in to work late. These are real excuses. They were actually used by people. And maybe they shouldn’t have been!
Here is the #9 imaginative excuse for coming in late:
9. I was trying to get my gun back from [...]

Posted by: the complete slacker on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

Imaginative Excuses for Coming in Late #8

This is part of the temporary daily series that will highlight some excuses used for coming in to work late. These are real excuses. They were actually used by people. And maybe they shouldn’t have been!
Here is the #8 imaginative excuse for coming in late:
8. The line was too long at Starbucks.
Remember, the use [...]

Posted by: the complete slacker on Monday, September 29th, 2008

Imaginative Excuses for Coming in Late #7

This is part of the temporary daily series that will highlight some excuses used for coming in to work late. These are real excuses. They were actually used by people. And maybe they shouldn’t have been!
Here is the #7 imaginative excuse for coming in late:
7. I was indicted for securities fraud this morning.
Remember, the [...]

Posted by: the complete slacker on Sunday, September 28th, 2008

Imaginative Excuses for Coming in Late #6

This is part of the temporary daily series that will highlight some excuses used for coming in to work late. These are real excuses. They were actually used by people. And maybe they shouldn’t have been!
Here is the #6 imaginative excuse for coming in late:
6. I have transient amnesia and couldn’t remember my job.
Remember, [...]

Posted by: the complete slacker on Saturday, September 27th, 2008

Imaginative Excuses for Coming in Late #5

This is part of the temporary daily series that will highlight some excuses used for coming in to work late. These are real excuses. They were actually used by people. And maybe they shouldn’t have been!
Here is the #5 imaginative excuse for coming in late:
5. My route to work was shut down by a [...]

Posted by: the complete slacker on Friday, September 26th, 2008

Imaginative Excuses for Coming in Late #4

This is part four of the temporary daily series that will highlight some excuses used for coming in to work late. These are real excuses. They were actually used by people. And maybe they shouldn’t have been!
Here is the #4 imaginative excuse for coming in late:
4. My ex-husband stole my car so I couldn’t [...]

Posted by: the complete slacker on Thursday, September 25th, 2008

Imaginative Excuses for Coming in Late #3

This is part three of the temporary daily series that will highlight some excuses used for coming in to work late. These are real excuses. They were actually used by people. And maybe they shouldn’t have been!
Here is the third imaginative excuse for coming in late:
3. I had to go audition for American Idol.
Remember, [...]

Posted by: the complete slacker on Wednesday, September 24th, 2008

Imaginative Excuses for Coming in Late #2

This is part two of the temporary daily series that will highlight some excuses used for coming in to work late. These are real excuses. They were actually used by people. And maybe they shouldn’t have been!
Here is the second imaginative excuse for coming in late:
2. Someone stole all my daffodils.
Remember, the use of [...]

Posted by: the complete slacker on Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008

Imaginative Excuses for Coming in Late #1

A new daily series will highlight some excuses used for coming in to work late. These are real excuses. They were actually used by people. And maybe they shouldn’t have been!
Here is the first imaginative excuse for coming in late:
1. While rowing across the river to work, I got lost in the fog.
Remember, the [...]

Posted by: the complete slacker on Monday, September 22nd, 2008
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