Archive for Archive for August, 2008
Pre-order the new Nikon D90 12.3 megapixel digital SLR camera
Here at Complete Slacker we heart shiny new electronics. Of particular interest today is the newest digital SLR camera on the market - the new Nikon D90. It was released for pre-orders just today.
The release of the new Nikon D90 Digital SLR Camera w/ AF-S DX NIKKOR 18-105mm f/3.5-5.6G ED VR Lens was just announced […]
It’s back to school time
Well, it is nearing the end of August. And you know what that means. It is that time again. Back to school time that is. And that means one thing. More slackers. More kids skipping class to have a few more days of summer. Kudos to you kids, kudos to you.
Are there still Complete Slackers in this economy?
I am a complete and total slacker. And that means all the way through. I am unemployed presently. But if I had a job I know that I would still be a slacker. But I have to wonder something. Are there poser slackers out there? You know, some that are only slackers during a good […]
Is there a job that might not suck
You know what I have decided? Office jobs suck. They really suck. And I need to find a job that does not suck quite as hard. Currently, I am unemployed. That means no income. That means I need to find a job. This time, though, I think I want to be a slacker at a […]
Being sick excuse #42 - taking the kid to college
Want to miss a few days of work? Well, if you are old enough to have a kid in college then this is an easy one to use. And I suspect you could also get away with it by saying it is your niece/nephew or sibling as well.
Tell you boss you have to take your […]
Being sick excuse #41 - how to add a few days to your vacation
I have a great way to add a few extra days to your vacation time at work.
Now, at most work places you get a set number of days that you can take for vacation. And you have to get those approved. So, here is what you do. You get those days approved. Then you let […]
Being sick excuse #40 - the sneaky “stopped for an oil change” excuse
I have a great excuse that I have used to go into work late at more than one place of employment.
Here is what you do -
Let’s say that your start time at your job is 8:30 am. And let’s say that there is a place on the way to work where you could get your […]
