Archive for Archive for July, 2008
Learn to Play the Violin at Home
You know, one of the thing that I have always wanted to do was to learn to play the violin. Of course, I am not the type of person that wants to go into someone else’s house or to any other place to be taught this sort of thing. But I just found out that […]
Being sick excuse #39 - someone stole my gas!
Have you heard the recent news stories about what people are doing in regards to high gas prices? It seems that some douche bags are actually stealing gas right out of other people’s cars! Imagine that! You wake up and try to go some place only to discover you have no gas, even though you […]
Get your payday loan
Once you are calling in to work a lot in your attempt to get some unemployment benefits you will notice that your paychecks are not as fat as they were when you were actually going to work every day of each week. Sure, this will just be a temporary thing as you will be collecting […]
If I were trying to get unemployment benefits, step 3
So you took step one. And then you implemented step two. That means that you should already be on “the list”. You know, the one the boss keeps of people that piss him/her off.
Now, time for step three.
It’s actually quite similar. Do this the week after you do step two. Tell your boss that you […]
Get your label on
You know, I have been thinking about these office pranks. And I think I have a good one. If you have ever worked at a business that has to label their products then you know that those come in bulk. I am talking about things like a big bunch of Bottle Labels or something. Well, […]
Office pranks are fun
I love office pranks. Luckily though I have never had one done to me. But I sure love seeing them. Or even when you see pics on the web. Those always seem like a good time. The covering everything in aluminum foil or with post-its is always hysterical. Do you have any good office prank […]
Play the Dungeon Runners game at work!
You know, it is getting more and more difficult to get away with playing games online at work when you are supposed to be working. It seems like those sneaky peeps in IT have all of the major gaming sites blocked so that you cannot even access them at all. Luckily though they seem to […]
Slacker tip #169 - look for extra unadvertised benefits at work, part 1
Let’s face it, if you are a complete slacker bouncing from job to job in the quest to get paid to do nothing you likely have a pretty pathetic resume. Chances are that you are actually quite intelligent, because how else could you get away with doing nothing for so long? And part of the […]
They say it is a buyers market
You know, there is a lot of talk going on about the real estate market. And one of the things that you might keep hearing that it is a buyers market and that is the truth. If you have decided to step into the arena and try to find a home to buy then you […]
Today’s Dilbert
In case you missed it, I just wanted to point out today’s Dilbert. I have the Dilbert widget over in the sidebar. You can also read it at Dilbert.com. When I read it today it seriously cracked me up. And I have felt that way on more than one occasion at work. Enjoy!
