Archive for Archive for April, 2008

Slacker tip #161 - portable technology can help you be a slacker

Doing work at work, is well, lame. That is why I am always looking for other things to do. So what happens when you start a job and they do not have any internet access for you to play on? Well, the way I see it there are two options here. You can quit and [...]

Posted by: the complete slacker on Tuesday, April 29th, 2008

Slacker tip #160 - knowing when a good thing is coming to an end

Being a slacker and getting paid to do nothing is great fun. But in my experience that fun usually comes to an end and then you have to look for the next job that will unknowingly pay you to do nothing. There are usually some flashing neon signs that warn you that your free ride [...]

Posted by: the complete slacker on Saturday, April 26th, 2008

Pre-order Mario Kart Wii now!

Mario Kart Wii comes out on April 27, 2008 here in the US. And this slacker is pretty stoked about it! You can pre-order Mario Kart Wii from Amazon now with the Wii Wheel for only $49.99. Have you ordered yours yet? If not, click below to get the hookup at Amazon!

Posted by: the complete slacker on Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

Pre-order Wii Fit now!! Shortages are expected!

I have been anxiously awaiting the arrival of the Wii Fit here in the US. I was pleasantly surprised to see that it would only cost $89.99 too! And from what I have been reading they are expecting shortages of the Wii Fit! So, if you want to make sure that you get one when [...]

Posted by: the complete slacker on Friday, April 18th, 2008

Are slackers gamers too?

I consider myself to be a supreme slacker. I am also a big fan of video games. So that makes me wonder - are all slackers gamers? Most slackers?
As a kid one of my fave movies was “The Wizard.” Ah, good times.
These days I am all about the Nintendo Wii though. So I [...]

Posted by: the complete slacker on Thursday, April 17th, 2008

Need to download a fake doctor’s note?

My most popular search term each month is “fake doctor’s note” or some variation like “fake doctors note” or “fake dr note.” Of course, that is not terribly surprising considering the theme of this site. And the fact that spring is here which makes us slackers want to work even less. Luckily I am well-versed [...]

Posted by: the complete slacker on Wednesday, April 16th, 2008

Slacker tip #159 - use that slacker time to work on a book deal

So here is what I am thinking.
There are a lot of bloggers out there that are getting awesome book deals. So, all you need to do is to use the time at work that you are supposed to be working to start a really rad blog. I am partial to Indexed these days. Then you [...]

Posted by: the complete slacker on Friday, April 11th, 2008

Slacker tip #158 - what to do about nosy co-workers

A fellow slacker told me about a problem at work with a nosy co-worker. You see, this slacker is on the slippery slope of getting fired for being a slacker.
Just this week the slacker in question got assigned to a new desk after getting in trouble for too much socializing. Now the slacker sits by [...]

Posted by: the complete slacker on Friday, April 11th, 2008

Don’t you wish you could do this sometimes?

You know, I enjoy getting paid to do nothing at work. But there are those rare times when you do actually have to do a little work. I know, I hate it too. But it has to happen so that you can keep getting paid to do nothing the rest of the time. But just [...]

Posted by: the complete slacker on Thursday, April 10th, 2008
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