Archive for Archive for March, 2008

Slacker tip #150 - watch free TV online while you’re at work!

I like to watch TV. I do not like to work. But watching TV at work - me like!
Well, guess what - you can watch TV at work too! There is this site called Fancast that has full episodes of a lot of popular TV shows that you can watch online for free!
It looks like […]

Posted by: the complete slacker on Friday, March 14th, 2008

Why You Need An Air Conditioner in Your Home or Office

You know what I hate? Sweating. I really hate getting icky hot and sweating as a result. That is why I have decided that I need to get me a little Portable Air Conditioner. The way I figure it is that if I have one of these sweet little machine then I will not have […]

Posted by: the complete slacker on Friday, March 14th, 2008

Slacker tip #149 - play Nintendo games online

I love getting away with doing nothing at work. Although most of the time what I am getting away with is blogging on company time. And some of that blogging is blogging for cash. Oh yeah, that is sweet.
But sometimes I do not even want to be productive for me. And that is when I […]

Posted by: the complete slacker on Thursday, March 13th, 2008

Would you take a bullet to skip work?

This is definitely not a tip that you will ever read on this site!
Some douche apparently had a friend shoot him so he could skip work. Clearly this douche has never heard of a fake doctor’s note. And if that was not dumb enough, the idiot also filed a false police report. He said he […]

Posted by: the complete slacker on Wednesday, March 12th, 2008

Learn about making money when you should be working

One of my fave things to do when I am sitting at work getting paid to do their work is to look for other ways to make money on their dime! That makes it like getting paid double for the same 8 hours! An easy way to find out how to make extra money is […]

Posted by: the complete slacker on Wednesday, March 12th, 2008

What would you do to skip work?

Skipping work is basically a slacker past time. But what would you do to skip work?
Is the list of things long or short?
For me, I think the list is short and sweet. I would fake tears. And I have. I would lie about why I was missing work. And I have. I would make a […]

Posted by: the complete slacker on Sunday, March 9th, 2008

Learn seated chair massage techniques.

You know, sometimes I think that a job that is a non desk job would be better than a desk job. Lime maybe being a massage therapist. But then I’d have to learn some chair massage techniques. Of course that is easy now that you can get some cool educational videos to learn how to […]

Posted by: the complete slacker on Tuesday, March 4th, 2008

Office Pranks - just another way to get paid to have fun

I think that sometimes office pranks are just as rewarding as getting paid to do nothing.
This is especially true when you are doing the prank on the office wanker.
And I admit - it feels pretty good pull a prank on the office douche bag.
Office pranks can be simple. Or they can be time consuming and […]

Posted by: the complete slacker on Monday, March 3rd, 2008

Work on your ecommerce site when you should be working

I am a big fan of going to work and getting paid while you sit at your desk working on something that is not at all work related but it something else that pays you as well. For instance, say you are blogging for money while sitting at work making an hourly wage. That is […]

Posted by: the complete slacker on Monday, March 3rd, 2008

Slacker tip #148 - when all else fails, Kongregate

Sometimes you will be sitting at work. You won’t want to work cause that’s just wrong. But you are at a loss of what to do.
The blogs that you read have not been updated.
Ditto for your fave fan fiction that you read on company time.
You can’t think of anything to blog about.
So, whatcha gonna do?
Well, […]

Posted by: the complete slacker on Monday, March 3rd, 2008
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