Archive for Archive for March, 2008
Would you take a bullet to skip work?
This is definitely not a tip that you will ever read on this site! Some douche apparently had a friend shoot him so he could skip work. Clearly this douche has never heard of a fake doctor’s note. And if that was not dumb enough, the idiot also filed a false police report. He said [...]
What would you do to skip work?
Skipping work is basically a slacker past time. But what would you do to skip work? Is the list of things long or short? For me, I think the list is short and sweet. I would fake tears. And I have. I would lie about why I was missing work. And I have. I would [...]
Office Pranks – just another way to get paid to have fun
I think that sometimes office pranks are just as rewarding as getting paid to do nothing. This is especially true when you are doing the prank on the office wanker. And I admit – it feels pretty good pull a prank on the office douche bag. Office pranks can be simple. Or they can be [...]
Slacker tip #148 – when all else fails, Kongregate
Sometimes you will be sitting at work. You won’t want to work cause that’s just wrong. But you are at a loss of what to do. The blogs that you read have not been updated. Ditto for your fave fan fiction that you read on company time. You can’t think of anything to blog about. [...]
Slacker tip #147 – use religion to your advantage
You know something that won’t get you fired? Using religion to get out of work. Think about it for a moment. Religion is one of those touchy subjects. So, go through some info on religions and pick on that has a lot of holidays. Then declare yourself to be a member of that religion. Then, [...]
