For the Love of Pearl

Posted by: the complete slacker on Friday, March 21st, 2008

You know it is no secret that oysters have pearls in them. And that is pretty cool since pearls are worth some cash you know. It almost makes me want to go out to sea and look for some oysters so that I can get some pearls that I can sell for some mad cash so that I will never have to work again. But what if oysters did not have pearls in them. What if they had something else entirely? It would have to be something that is worth more than the pearl though for it to be worth it.

Okay, here is what I am thinking. I am thinking that maybe oysters should have stock tips in them. If that was the case I would be all over me some Gulf oysters so that I could get some sweet stock tips so that I could make some mad cash and never have to worry about working again. That would be so freaking sweet man. And that would definitely be more of a payoff than the pearls!

Well, do you eat oysters? If so, watch out for those stock tips for me! But seriously, you should check out the Be Oyster Aware website if you do. The site is about the importance of being careful when eating raw or undercooked oysters. So be sure to check it out cause no one wants to get sick off of eating something that they enjoy, right? So go ahead and check it out today!

 

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