Archive for Archive for March, 2008
Do you write smut at work?
A fellow blogger posed the question of “Is It Okay to Write Porn at Work?” This slacker doesn’t care what you write at work. And if you are not technically getting paid to write then any writing you are doing at work is pretty effin’ sweet.
Of course, you are not supposed to view internet porn [...]
Free money - the economic stimulus checks
I love me some free money. That is why I am stoked about the upcoming economic stimulus checks. If you are in the US and looking forward to your free money too, check out the disbursement schedule below.
According to the IRS:
Direct deposit payments will be made May 2 to recipients whose Social Security numbers end [...]
Getting fired is way better than resigning
I always say that getting fired is way better than resigning. In fact, you will never catch this slacker resigning. I am all about getting the unemployment pay. And that is after spending months getting paid to do nothing before getting fired!
Apparently, there is another slacker out there that feels the same way. And they [...]
Slacker tip #151- when an employer is onto your game
Getting paid to do nothing is sweet. Of course, there will come a time when your employer will be onto your game. And most of the time they let you know about it!
You see, sometimes they will just fire you when they realize they are paying you to do nothing.
But most times they are douches [...]
Slacker tip #150 - watch free TV online while you’re at work!
I like to watch TV. I do not like to work. But watching TV at work - me like!
Well, guess what - you can watch TV at work too! There is this site called Fancast that has full episodes of a lot of popular TV shows that you can watch online for free!
It looks like [...]
Slacker tip #149 - play Nintendo games online
I love getting away with doing nothing at work. Although most of the time what I am getting away with is blogging on company time. And some of that blogging is blogging for cash. Oh yeah, that is sweet.
But sometimes I do not even want to be productive for me. And that is when I [...]
Would you take a bullet to skip work?
This is definitely not a tip that you will ever read on this site!
Some douche apparently had a friend shoot him so he could skip work. Clearly this douche has never heard of a fake doctor’s note. And if that was not dumb enough, the idiot also filed a false police report. He said he [...]
What would you do to skip work?
Skipping work is basically a slacker past time. But what would you do to skip work?
Is the list of things long or short?
For me, I think the list is short and sweet. I would fake tears. And I have. I would lie about why I was missing work. And I have. I would make a [...]
Office Pranks - just another way to get paid to have fun
I think that sometimes office pranks are just as rewarding as getting paid to do nothing.
This is especially true when you are doing the prank on the office wanker.
And I admit - it feels pretty good pull a prank on the office douche bag.
Office pranks can be simple. Or they can be time consuming and [...]
