Archive for Archive for February, 2008
Slacker tip #141 – go on leap year strike
So here is what I am thinking – I don’t want to work on Feb. 29th and I think I know how to get out of it. Here are my ideas. One – I could just not show up and when I get a call or get confronted upon returning to work I can respond [...]
Slacker tip #140 – read the job ads each week
As a slacker you probably already know that once an employer figures out that they are paying you to do nothing that you will be on your way out before you know it. But there is a way to stay a step ahead of the game here. You see, sometimes when an employer discovers that [...]
Still a slacker, Still not fired, Still getting paid to do nothing
If you recall, it was about 3 weeks ago that I thought my slacker ways were going to get me fired. Again. As luck would have it I am still employed and making an obscene amount of money to do nothing. You see, three weeks ago when I thought I was getting fired I went [...]
A new kind of slacker – the peso millionaire
Usually when you hear of people that have a desire to be rich they say that they want to be a millionaire. As in one million US dollars. Well, I have come across a new kind of slacker – the slacker millionaire. In fact, this slacker does not want to be a millionaire, he wants [...]
Observations of a fellow slacker
IÂ hate working. I really, really do. But I do enjoy that paycheck. AÂ lot of douches don’t seem to mind working though. And some of them even enjoy it! (gasp) So it is hard to find peeps that understand the extreme dislike of work. That’s why it’s nice to find fellow slackers. Slackers that feel and [...]
Slacker tip #139 – be prepared to take advantage of a slacking opportunity
As a complete slacker it is important to be ready to take full advantage of a prime slacking opportunity as it presents itself. Sometimes you can’t plan ahead for these things so you just have to be ready to jump on them. For instance, I was wanting to leave work early today to come home [...]
