Archive for Archive for February, 2008
A new kind of slacker - the peso millionaire
Usually when you hear of people that have a desire to be rich they say that they want to be a millionaire. As in one million US dollars.
Well, I have come across a new kind of slacker - the slacker millionaire. In fact, this slacker does not want to be a millionaire, he wants to [...]
Observations of a fellow slacker
IÂ hate working. I really, really do. But I do enjoy that paycheck.
AÂ lot of douches don’t seem to mind working though. And some of them even enjoy it! (gasp) So it is hard to find peeps that understand the extreme dislike of work.
That’s why it’s nice to find fellow slackers. Slackers that feel and share the [...]
Slacker tip #139 - be prepared to take advantage of a slacking opportunity
As a complete slacker it is important to be ready to take full advantage of a prime slacking opportunity as it presents itself. Sometimes you can’t plan ahead for these things so you just have to be ready to jump on them.
For instance, I was wanting to leave work early today to come home and [...]
Slacker tip #138 - write whatever you want
This tip comes from a reader.
Dawwni says,
In meetings, teachers or business people can’t really stop you from writing because you might be taking notes. So, you can write whatever you want and they won’t know the difference.
I concur. I can’t tell you how many college classes I took where I was writing something that was [...]
Overheard at work - absurd political discussion
the stupid people beside me are talking politics….
this is what I heard…
“I wish Sylvester Stallone or Bruce Willis would run”
This was said to be completely serious. Clearly, I work with morons.
