Slacker tip #145 – making your own fake paycheck stubs

I just have one question about faking a paystub. What if you don’t have an old pay stub?

hi do u think u can explain step by step how to create the paycheck stub? I have one from my previous job do i just scan it to my computer then onto word? Also I have microsoft word works processer is that good enough?

how do i make a fake paycheck stub

Use an ocr if you’re nervous.

If one gets caught, do you go to jail?
What’s the worst that could happen
if you get caught?

I understand for the most part about using an old paycheck stub as a template of sorts. But, what happens when say, an apartment management comp., checks my SS#? Is it a flag when my “employer” isn’t in my record?

can some one explain word 4 word how to do this i have money 4 the apartment but my check stubs arent enough 4 them

How curious, RW, that your IP address goes to Harrisburg, PA and not upstate NY…

I need to move into an apartment and I dont have a bank account and they need the last 3 paycheck stubs too which I dont have cause im an independent contractor and I dont have any tax information because I dont have taxible income. I need a fake paycheck stub, can you please tell me how to do it, im great with computers so that wont be a problem. I need to make 3 times the amount of rent to move in.

Man i am lost how am i able to advance with making at least three stubs. I have no verifiable income plz help tnx

WTF…

stop making fake check. yog to jail if ya keep making fake check. ya will die when have enough money from other. it wont last ya forever. keep it in mind…

Hey man, how did you format Word to get it to look “real?” Any special landscapes or fonts you know of?

Is there a way to preview the template before purchasing it?

What kind of marketing genius partners with someone who is calling them a douchebag and his buyers fucktards? That’s hilarious!

For all the question heads on making a fake check stub—-YOU DO NOT SCAN IT BECAUSE IT REALLY DOESNT COME OUT RIGHT!!!! You need to view an old check stub to check out the format just as the slaker stated. You can then use Microsoft Excel and input the info from the old check stub on your new document!!!! Do not use fancy fonts!!!!

Has anyone been cought doing this? I’m trying to get a car loan… & i’m haveing a really hard time do to lack of paycheck stubbs…

I’ve been reading all these comment so I’m tryna get my apartment aswell. I need to be making 800 a week to get approved what job should I fake having a security paystub ? First white out and edit then scan and fix and print ? Do I need to buy special paper ?

I doctored my old stubs to get a car loan. But they called the company that I worked for to verify employment instead of calling the number listed they called the actuall business and they said I no longer worked there. Can I get in trouble for giving them doctored stubs?

what am i suppose to do with this its does not look like a check really confused

I know right damn this isntno help the shut making me angry help a bitch out please

Ok, so we’ve covered fake paystubs…now don’t forget about personal and job references! If you need these (or, you do not have enough to complete your applications) xxxxxxxxServicesCompany@yahoo com works with a company that provides this service. They should give you a good deal.

[edited to remove email address. Jayden, if you want to advertise on CompleteSlacker.com, please email CompleteSlacker AT gmail DOT com]

What kind of paper do you need to use? Is plain computer paper ok or do you need the perforated or special security businessp aper with water mark? Do u need colored paper or plain white?

You can just use regular printer paper.

This seems of use to 2 different groups of people.
1)individuals that have substantial amount of cash
that pay uncle sam no matter that their profession is possibly looked down upon, such as d-rug salesmen and adult escorts. There is a space for money accumilated from activities that you can fill out on your taxes, uncle sam just wants his money, and any accountant and tax guy will off the record tell you that it doesnt matter to irs how you “acquired” it.

2)The 2nd group
of individuals that do not pay taxes whom may have large amounts of money or not. this group doesnt have a tax proof of income to turn over to the realestate agent

(which to me real estate agents are in the same category as protitutes and lawyers, saying benifical terms “acreages, investment property”are bigger than they really are, and saying minor problems”mold shifting foundation” are smaller than they really are, just like boobs are bigger and tummy is smaller, satisfaction guarunteed(prositutes), criminal is innocent to a crime that is not violent reducing charges etc (lawyers). even accountants cook books, all these are illegal and fraudulent but amazing that they still take place and for PROFIT.

So if they can do it why not a “slacker” for non-profit unless you think having a nice apartment or house to rent (do not attempt if your buying a house a bank will call BS fast)
*this rant is geared towards people using this site for real etate.

Naysayers please keep in mind the amount of people that actually rent a place with a fake stub only to trash the place and move out is a very small exception, seeing how they dont want to go through the trouble of faking socially acceptable income and finding another place to live. Your not even allowed to put up a cash for a good faith hold on a home you want to purchase or use cash for a downpayment on a house with out being able to prove you made it from a company you work for. even though you earned the money they cant except it. fyi

back to my point this search is usually searched for by individuals who have the money but the profession is Risque or frowned upon, so they dont really have any stubs because the profession is off the books but uncle sam is still paid quarterly or yearly april 15th.

this leaves a large margin of people that need a decent place to live and yes hookers and drug dealers desire a safe place to live in a nice neighborhood. (dont forget Baby sitters, maids, handymen or Abused divorcees on the run that dont want paper trails because their husbands will find them..)To prove this to the real estate people which are shady with their inflation and overpriced houses. one must have something to prove they can make the rent.

other option is to pay upfront for the year but that will possibly give a redflag when you cant produce/prove on paper how you made the money.

also some people here may have lied to their parents loved ones, or even children, and told them they have a job. this excuse could be from someone who is humiliated at losing there job, or has been somewhere for a significant amount of time, and needs to account for it. by saying they were on a contract job etc.

so for the moral judges out there that came here to discredit this site and the people who use it, need to realize its more for A) a place to Live
how can you begrudge any fellow human being of that?
or B) to account for time they were missing from their parents, childs or spouses life for whatever reason; noble or not.

For the fearmongers visiting the site, just remember if someone were stupid enough to try to cash a fake check at a bank, or use a fake stub to submit to the irs or any govenrment entity… then they will get caught because those are the two major places that specialize in checks, and proof of income. It would be like impersonating a law officer at the local police department, meaning it would be a HUGE pinishible by law mistake.

money and jobs come and go but you must keep your integrity intact, thats all we have.
IF you dont have a place to sleep and have to take a risk and fake a stub or two so that you and family may have a place to sleep, but you have the money to pay for the place then i think the people here can understand and not judge so harshly.

This is coming from a person that goes every month to pay a water bill to an old lady that cant stand people that pay in person, and i think “its OUR birthright to have water for free anyways!” ” the earth is ours, and that this game called “employment” is slavery, as well as the term “bad credit” is to control peoples lives. Medical bills and 3 doctors coming into your hospital room through out the day to tell you something at the hospital is considered a dr consultation and I had to basically tell them they had to tell the nurse, and cant come in with out me approving it, because I exit hospital and 2 minutes of a doctor preaching from their Ivory Towers of Academia told me something that a nurse could have, then your credit is RUINED because you were in the hospital with no insurance, it just continues from there.

There is a reason why long hold times, and run arounds regarding fixing your credit or paying your credit. A reason why the credit card companys use to set up on campus to recruit kids they knew would be up to their eyeballs in student loans and book fees. What about the pharmacutical company that promotes these drugs and then 4 years later people found out the kids cleft palet, or disabilities are from these “trusted/established/great track record companies”

At the end people are just looking for a way to survive, its not always the “consumerist” looking to “mislead and lie” though that is what they are continously forced to do by every company they encounter, when corporations/companies do that its called marketing and advertising and is “legal” under their “terms and conditions” section. I dont think this playing field called life is even, its slanted in corporations and government favor.

If we judge anyone we need to try judging the companies and institutions for a change.

This was very helpful for me find a check stu as a model, buy paper from stables, use excel to format or closesly follow formating with word, cut and print…. need more tips my guess is using for an apartment would be less risky than for loans n things. most apartment complexes ask for income verification but usually dont dig further into it

to the complete slacker, shit youre hot!!!