Archive for Archive for February, 2008
Play the online casinos
You know what i find to be a fun time? Getting paid to sit at work and play on an online casino when I am supposed to be working. Of course I am not too happy about it when I am losing money which tends to happen a lot of the time. But when you […]
Slacker tip #146 - enter with the stealth of a ninja
An important part of being able to get away with nothing involves having the stealth of a ninja.
You should never use the main entrance to your office if you can help it. If you can enter via a back stairwell you should always go for that option.
Why?
Because people are lazy wankers and they will not […]
spend your time at work playing in an online casino
You know, here at Complete Slacker we are big fans of sitting at work and getting paid to do nothing. Now, typically that means just playing on the internet or blogging or something like that. However, there are times when I like to spend my time at work doing things online where I could actually […]
Slacker tip #145 - making your own fake paycheck stubs
A recent comment from a reader asked for help making your own fake paycheck stubs.
Apparently some douche bag is selling software out there to do this.
People - don’t be a fucktard and buy software to make paycheck stubs. Making your own paycheck stubs has to be the easiest thing in the world. All you need […]
Spain is a great place for slackers
As a complete and total slacker I really, and I mean really, love to take vacations. One place that I have not yet been to that I think that I would really like to visit is Barcelona, Spain. Spain seems like a really great country for slackers. I mean, just take the afternoon siesta for […]
Slacker tip #144 - don’t be on TV when you are supposed to be at work
You may remember from my last tip (Slacker tip #143 - manipulate your email timestamp) that I was leaving work early on Thursday.
Well, the reason that I was sneaking out of work early was to go to a Hillary Clinton rally. And guess what, there were news crews there. And guess who ended up in […]
blog for money
As a complete and total slacker I am always looking for nontraditional ways to make some money. Being able to blog for money is one of those ways that I heart. By signing up at www.smorty.com to get paid to blog you can make some extra cash pretty easily. You see, people pay them to […]
Slacker tip #143 - manipulate your email timestamp
After getting to work today I have decided that I want to leave early. Now, I know that my boss will not allow that. That means I have to get creative.
So, here’s what I’m doing.
I’m sneaking out down the stairwell at 1:45pm. It won’t really be sneaking cause if she sees or hears me she’ll […]
Being sick excuse #37 - pink eye
Pink eye is an easy way to get out of work if you are looking for good sick excuses. You might think that only kids get pink eye, but that’s not true. Sure, it’s more common among the kiddies, but you can still get it as an adult.
The best thing about using pink eye as […]
Need a space heater for your cubicle?
You know what sucks? Working. Working really sucks. But you know what is worse than that? Being stuck at work and freezing while you are there! Yesterday at my job I was actually sitting at my desk with my coat and my gloves on because it was so freaking cold in there. I would have […]
