Archive for Archive for February, 2008
Slacker tip #146 – enter with the stealth of a ninja
An important part of being able to get away with nothing involves having the stealth of a ninja. You should never use the main entrance to your office if you can help it. If you can enter via a back stairwell you should always go for that option. Why? Because people are lazy wankers and [...]
Slacker tip #145 – making your own fake paycheck stubs
A recent comment from a reader asked for help making your own fake paycheck stubs. Apparently some douche bag is selling software out there to do this. People – don’t be a fucktard and buy software to make paycheck stubs. Making your own paycheck stubs has to be the easiest thing in the world. All [...]
Slacker tip #144 – don’t be on TV when you are supposed to be at work
You may remember from my last tip (Slacker tip #143 – manipulate your email timestamp) that I was leaving work early on Thursday. Well, the reason that I was sneaking out of work early was to go to a Hillary Clinton rally. And guess what, there were news crews there. And guess who ended up [...]
Slacker tip #143 – manipulate your email timestamp
After getting to work today I have decided that I want to leave early. Now, I know that my boss will not allow that. That means I have to get creative. So, here’s what I’m doing. I’m sneaking out down the stairwell at 1:45pm. It won’t really be sneaking cause if she sees or hears [...]
Being sick excuse #37 – pink eye
Pink eye is an easy way to get out of work if you are looking for good sick excuses. You might think that only kids get pink eye, but that’s not true. Sure, it’s more common among the kiddies, but you can still get it as an adult. The best thing about using pink eye [...]
Slacker tip #142 – snow day!
As a kid I used to love waking up to hear the news that there was a snow day! Sadly as adults we do not get snow days. That’s why I like to just take them anyways. This is especially easy if you live in the South. Why? Because just the mention of snow sends [...]
