Archive for Archive for January, 2008
Being sick excuse #36 – granny is in the hospital
Let’s face it – all bosses have a soft spot for grannies. That makes grannies the equivalent of the golden ticket in the Willy Wonka chocolate bar. So, use that freaking gold ticket already! No matter how much of a bitch your boss is (like mine) I guarantee that when you utter the words: granny [...]
Work thoughts from a fellow slacker
Sometimes I look for funny thoughts on work by fellow slackers. Today, I have found one. The post is titled “Do you ever want to do this?” over at Random Riley. And if you have ever been made to do a menial task you will appreciate this. And if you get a lot of paper [...]
Things overheard at work
Do you ever sit in your cubicle and hear other people’s conversations and think to yourself “I work with idiots!” Yeah, me too friend. Here are some of the things I overheard in my office recently: “Well, you know I have those two luxury cars…” (my thoughts: what a pompous assclown) “Yeah, it’s good for [...]
Advertise here for only $1.00
I’ve just added the “Top Spots†widget over to the side. There are only 10 spots available and I have set the price at only $1.00! While this page does have a pagerank of zero thanks to a Google spanking, there is quite a bit of traffic to the site. And all the $1.00 increments [...]
Complete Slacker’s Top Signs You Need A New Job
It is no secret that I hate working. I mean, I am a complete slacker ferchrissakes. However, I do enjoy that steady paycheck that comes with working. But sometimes it is just not worth it. Here is Complete Slacker’s Top Signs You Need A New Job: You’d rather sit at home and watch re-run of [...]
Tips on messing with your co-workers
Let’s face it – work sucks. But it mostly sucks because the co-workers suck. Take my co-workers. I like to call them by their more appropriate names of “stupid girl” and “hotflash woman.” You probably can easily figure out that stupid girl got her name because she’s a total dumbass, however you might be wondering [...]
