Archive for Archive for January, 2008
Slacker tip #134 - post-its are your friends
Sometimes you get a job with no internet access. That sucks ass.
I say that is time to find a new job! But sometimes it’s not that easy so you have to stay put for longer than you would like.
So with no internet how do you get paid to do nothing?
If you’ve got post-it notes at […]
Nouveau Riche University
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Nouveau Riche University has students from all over the […]
Being sick excuse #36 - granny is in the hospital
Let’s face it - all bosses have a soft spot for grannies. That makes grannies the equivalent of the golden ticket in the Willy Wonka chocolate bar.
So, use that freaking gold ticket already!
No matter how much of a bitch your boss is (like mine) I guarantee that when you utter the words:
granny - sick - […]
Check out the Sedona Method
If you are a slacker like me then I bet I know something else about you. You are totally unhappy in your job. And just the thought of going off to work makes you feel all unhappy and not too great, right? Trust me, I get that.
Now there is something called The Sedona Method that […]
Work thoughts from a fellow slacker
Sometimes I look for funny thoughts on work by fellow slackers.
Today, I have found one. The post is titled “Do you ever want to do this?” over at Random Riley.
And if you have ever been made to do a menial task you will appreciate this. And if you get a lot of paper cuts […]
NetAudioAds is the new way
If you have a several websites and blogs like me they you are probably always out there looking for ways to monetize you sites. Almost everyone is familiar with the standard pay per click systems like Google AdSense. And for a lot of people they do not know where to go after that for ways […]
Things overheard at work
Do you ever sit in your cubicle and hear other people’s conversations and think to yourself “I work with idiots!”
Yeah, me too friend.
Here are some of the things I overheard in my office recently:
“Well, you know I have those two luxury cars…” (my thoughts: what a pompous assclown)
“Yeah, it’s good for pregnant women to walk […]
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I’ve just added the “Top Spots” widget over to the side. There are only 10 spots available and I have set the price at only $1.00!
While this page does have a pagerank of zero thanks to a Google spanking, there is quite a bit of traffic to the site. And all the $1.00 increments that […]
Complete Slacker’s Top Signs You Need A New Job
It is no secret that I hate working. I mean, I am a complete slacker ferchrissakes. However, I do enjoy that steady paycheck that comes with working.
But sometimes it is just not worth it.
Here is Complete Slacker’s Top Signs You Need A New Job:
You’d rather sit at home and watch re-run of David Caruso’s bad […]
Dry shampoo is awesome
Have you ever taken a trip on a bus? I have and let me tell you - not all that fun. Not only does the entire bus end up smelling like the bathroom that is in the back by the end of the trip - that is assuming that you are on a bus that […]
