Archive for Archive for January, 2008
Complete Slacker’s Top Signs You Need A New Job
It is no secret that I hate working. I mean, I am a complete slacker ferchrissakes. However, I do enjoy that steady paycheck that comes with working.
But sometimes it is just not worth it.
Here is Complete Slacker’s Top Signs You Need A New Job:
You’d rather sit at home and watch re-run of David Caruso’s bad [...]
Tips on messing with your co-workers
Let’s face it - work sucks. But it mostly sucks because the co-workers suck. Take my co-workers. I like to call them by their more appropriate names of “stupid girl” and “hotflash woman.” You probably can easily figure out that stupid girl got her name because she’s a total dumbass, however you might be wondering [...]
Me and Jenna Jameson are so simpatico
You know what I like to do at work? Read news articles online that have to do with porn stars. I am certain it will get me fired one day. However for now it makes me feel like I am getting one over on the man.
Anyway, today I came across a story on The Porn [...]
Slacker tip #133 – bad breath keeps the peeps away
So, you will not believe this but my boss inspired this new tip. I know – hard to believe!
So, she came to my desk the other day and pulled up a chair (which I hate) and started talking to me. The bad news was not that the boss was at my desk but that her [...]
Slacker tip #132 - how to deceptively seem like a non-slacker in your interview
Sometimes it can be pretty hard work trying to get a job that will pay you to do nothing.
I have interviewed and successfully had lots of jobs. So that makes me somewhat of an expert. At least that is what I think.
Anyways, you have to be careful to not let them know that you are [...]
My boss is a twat, part 4
I know what you are thinking.
“Wow, there are four parts to this series!”
Guess what? I am not even done yet. My boss is that much of a twat!
The good news is that I may find myself sitting at home collecting unemployment again soon. The bad news is that this job pays pretty well. However, [...]
Slacker tip #131 - get a PDA, add games to it
Step one - get a Palm Pilot or some other PDA for your personal use.
Step two - Make sure everyone at work sees it. They will think that you got it for work purposes. The joke is on them eh?
Step three- load some schweet games on said PDA.
Step four - Use the PDA at work [...]
Slacker tip #130 - put games on your cell phone
You know what is a fun time? Playing Tetris.
You know what is even better? Getting paid to play Tetris.
Of course, no one will willing pay you to play Tetris. So, you have to work that into your job description.
I say get a cell phone that you can put games on or that already has some [...]
