Slacker tip #135 - act like a spy
Part of being a good slacker and getting away with doing nothing is being like a spy.
You have to know where people are at all times that could bust you. You need to learn to tell who is approaching by the sound they make when they walk. For instance, at my last job the nosiest girl in the office was a foot-shuffler when she walked. That was a good thing cause I always heard her coming my way before she got near my desk.
The CIA and FBI should really recruit us slackers for our spy-like skills. I’m just saying.
You also need to learn your cubicle neighbor’s habits and schedule. For more on that, check out this slacker’s post.
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