Being sick excuse #36 - granny is in the hospital
Let’s face it - all bosses have a soft spot for grannies. That makes grannies the equivalent of the golden ticket in the Willy Wonka chocolate bar.
So, use that freaking gold ticket already!
No matter how much of a bitch your boss is (like mine) I guarantee that when you utter the words:
granny - sick - hospital
that the boss will totally change her/his ‘tude.
Everyone loves grannies! Apparently they have not met my Granny Chris, who accused me of cheating at checkers with her when I was but a wee babe. I haven’t liked that old bag since.
So here’s the deal - tell the boss that granny is sickly in the hospital and you probably won’t even have to finish that sentence before the boss is telling you go be with granny. However, if your boss is an emotionless cunt, go ahead and mention that you are going to the hospital.
The best thing about this excuse is that you won’t need a dr’s note!
The downer is that you can’t get more than a day off with this excuse. Unless you promptly kill off granny and get that schweet grievance pay.
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