Things overheard at work
Do you ever sit in your cubicle and hear other people’s conversations and think to yourself “I work with idiots!”
Yeah, me too friend.
Here are some of the things I overheard in my office recently:
“Well, you know I have those two luxury cars…” (my thoughts: what a pompous assclown)
“Yeah, it’s good for pregnant women to walk around cause it helps the baby to wiggle out of there…” (my thoughts: wow, how did you ever convince someone to have sex with you?)
“I don’t care if we have to work on Martin Luther King Day, it’s a stupid holiday anyway…” (my thoughts: note to self- white sheets a good gift idea)
“If we do this account reconciliation more than 30 days late I can go to jail because of Sarbanes Oxley…“ (my thoughts: omg, by boss is an idiot!)
After seeing my co-worker eat an entire bag of pretzels (a large bag from the grocery store, not one of the little ones from the snack machine): “Man I want some chocolate, but I’m on a diet so it’s just healthy stuff for me…” (my thoughts: omg, an entire bag of pretzels is not exactly waist-trimming)
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