Complete Slacker’s Top Signs You Need A New Job
It is no secret that I hate working. I mean, I am a complete slacker ferchrissakes. However, I do enjoy that steady paycheck that comes with working.
But sometimes it is just not worth it.
Here is Complete Slacker’s Top Signs You Need A New Job:
- You’d rather sit at home and watch re-run of David Caruso’s bad acting on CSI: Miami on A & E.
- You spend more time wasting time in the bathroom at work than you do at your desk.
- Your boss finds out you live close to her and wants to carpool.
- It is becoming increasingly more difficult to get away with doing nothing at your desk
- You have a bald, middle-aged co-worker that has decided you are next on his “to be fucked” list - and he lets you know about it on your personal blog and even offers to pay you (check out the comments from “Bill” here)
- Your boss thinks you should have no life outside of the company, and then complains to your staffing agency because you leave after working 8 hours, and then your staffing agency calls you on a SUNDAY! (yes, this happened to me today)
- Your boss is a twat (look here for reference)
- Your company has reneged on their offers of free coffee, tea and hot chocolate. (why else do you go to work?)
- You are actually starting to enjoy your job - run away, FAST!
Leave a Comment