Slacker tip #133 – bad breath keeps the peeps away
So, you will not believe this but my boss inspired this new tip. I know – hard to believe!
So, she came to my desk the other day and pulled up a chair (which I hate) and started talking to me. The bad news was not that the boss was at my desk but that her breath smelled like fish oil. It may have been the nastiest case of halitosis I have ever had the misfortune of smelling. It was rank.
And she and her odor left my desk I had a thought – having stinky breath all the time might keep peeps away from your desk! Yes! I am on to something here! You see, I have an aunt that eats a lot of garlic and when she comes to family functions every person tries to avoid her. I think the same thing will work at the office.
So, stock up on those garlic cloves my friends and get ready to be left alone at work! And if you do not want to eat the stinky foods then I bet you could cut open some cloves of garlic and put them in your cubicle and it would have the same effect! Go ahead and try it. And as a bonus you will also be safe from vampires!
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